manc-mag 1 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 i'd imagine the grow back if you shave your nuts would be rather itchy to say the least you could go to one of thoose metro sexual type salons and get a 'sack, back and crack' Can anyone imagine JJ tipping up and asking for his back done? Flymo job tbh. Did someone mention that 2Tugs had a serious back mullet too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted April 10, 2007 Author Share Posted April 10, 2007 What a fanny the Fish is getting told to shave his tackle by his lass. Black her eye and tell her you'll do the other one if she doesn't shut it tbh. oh aye I'll get it dyed while I'm there, a nice frosted bollock look will go down a treat with the laydees I'm sure. I was hoping for less enthusiasm and suggestions and for more horror stories and ruptured testicular atrocities tbh. that way I can dissuade her from this line of unneccesary coiffeur meddling! (that reads shite ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47121 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 What a fanny the Fish is getting told to shave his tackle by his lass. Black her eye and tell her you'll do the other one if she doesn't shut it tbh. oh aye I'll get it dyed while I'm there, a nice frosted bollock look will go down a treat with the laydees I'm sure. I was hoping for less enthusiasm and suggestions and for more horror stories and ruptured testicular atrocities tbh. that way I can dissuade her from this line of unneccesary coiffeur meddling! (that reads shite ) I've never done it, but as someone else has mentioned, I imagine the itch when it grows back is horrendous. Ask her whether she wants a bloke who is forever scratching away as if his lass has given him a dose of the clap. On that note, you might want to ask her if she's trying to stave off a pending infestation actually. Maybe she knows something you don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 What a fanny the Fish is getting told to shave his tackle by his lass. Black her eye and tell her you'll do the other one if she doesn't shut it tbh. oh aye I'll get it dyed while I'm there, a nice frosted bollock look will go down a treat with the laydees I'm sure. I was hoping for less enthusiasm and suggestions and for more horror stories and ruptured testicular atrocities tbh. that way I can dissuade her from this line of unneccesary coiffeur meddling! (that reads shite ) First time I did it I managed to nip myself mid-shaft with the beard trimmer. Happy now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47121 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 What a fanny the Fish is getting told to shave his tackle by his lass. Black her eye and tell her you'll do the other one if she doesn't shut it tbh. oh aye I'll get it dyed while I'm there, a nice frosted bollock look will go down a treat with the laydees I'm sure. I was hoping for less enthusiasm and suggestions and for more horror stories and ruptured testicular atrocities tbh. that way I can dissuade her from this line of unneccesary coiffeur meddling! (that reads shite ) First time I did it I managed to nip myself mid-shaft with the beard trimmer. Happy now? Are you doing this on demand from your lass? If so, how do you get away with the David Bellamy look on your face? Surely that would need attending to first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 Can't you use hair removal cream ??? Shirley the least painful method. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 What a fanny the Fish is getting told to shave his tackle by his lass. Black her eye and tell her you'll do the other one if she doesn't shut it tbh. oh aye I'll get it dyed while I'm there, a nice frosted bollock look will go down a treat with the laydees I'm sure. I was hoping for less enthusiasm and suggestions and for more horror stories and ruptured testicular atrocities tbh. that way I can dissuade her from this line of unneccesary coiffeur meddling! (that reads shite ) First time I did it I managed to nip myself mid-shaft with the beard trimmer. Happy now? Are you doing this on demand from your lass? If so, how do you get away with the David Bellamy look on your face? Surely that would need attending to first. Of my own accord actually. Me beard isn't so scratchy now it's longer, but it is due for a trim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted April 10, 2007 Author Share Posted April 10, 2007 Can't you use hair removal cream ??? Shirley the least painful method. if she had an infestation they'd show up like a camel crossing the sahara tbh. Brock man, jesus.. beard trimmer.. isn't that effectively two saws going back and forth against eachother? That's fucking insane mate... I wouldn't put that gnashing blade of death anywhere near the Major. I (if anything) would have thought the whirling blades of doom from a Braun face shaver would have been safer... and Jimbo I was told that the cream can burn on sensitive skin... I'm guessing he'll be quite quite sensitive thankyouverymuch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47121 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 The only way it's not gonna be dead itchy/carry a danger of slicing through something is if you get it waxed. And good luck with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 Hairy spuds it is then ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted April 10, 2007 Author Share Posted April 10, 2007 The only way it's not gonna be dead itchy/carry a danger of slicing through something is if you get it waxed. And good luck with that. I put my foot down when she suggested pouring boiling wax on that area, I said it was fine for her to do that if I was allowed to stab her in the flange with a rusty fork. if any thing it sounds like it's going to be clippers and a very very steady hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 You need a man with a slow hand...you need a lover with an easy touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47121 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 You need a man with a slow hand...you need a lover with an easy touch. Not come and go in a heated rash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 Right, I know a couple of you lot are of the bollock shaving fraternity.. you've got badges and a sercet handshake, lock stock the fucking lot! anyway, my ladyfriend has recently been dropping hints, gently persuading and downright asking me to take blade to ballsack... now I'm not too keen so if any of you lot have horror stories or advice nows the time to pass on the knowledge. Here's a dead novel idea.... If you're not so keen why don't you just say "Errrr, are you mental? NO!" Tried that, she rather calmly asked me why should she be shaven down there, when I'm not. Because from a practical point of view, unless you're VERY hairy (or very underendowed) then hair shouldn't be getting in the way for her the way it does for you. Although if the shaving is for cosmetic reasons only then she's got a point. I'm with Gemmill, I think you should tell her to foxtrot oscar personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 You need a man with a slow hand...you need a lover with an easy touch. Not come and go in a heated rash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 just pluck each indivdual hair out of your bollocks and be done with it man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted April 10, 2007 Author Share Posted April 10, 2007 You need a man with a slow hand...you need a lover with an easy touch. Hope that's not an application for the job! and Luke while I accept the logic I'm afraid there's no convincing her that my modest undergrowth isn't inhibitative in the slighest... she's set in her ways and if I'm honest it's quite nice to go out with a lass who isn't afraid to stand up for herself. I just wish it was over what brand of teabag I use... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47121 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 inhibitative? Just cos you're at Uni, you can't get away with making words up you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted April 10, 2007 Author Share Posted April 10, 2007 inhibitative? Just cos you're at Uni, you can't get away with making words up you know? inhibitive didn't look right I got excited and added a syllable, ssm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 inhibitative? Just cos you're at Uni, you can't get away with making words up you know? inhibitive didn't look right I got excited and added a syllable, ssm So shave me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 You need a man with a slow hand...you need a lover with an easy touch. Hope that's not an application for the job! and Luke while I accept the logic I'm afraid there's no convincing her that my modest undergrowth isn't inhibitative in the slighest... she's set in her ways and if I'm honest it's quite nice to go out with a lass who isn't afraid to stand up for herself. I just wish it was over what brand of teabag I use... Perhaps thats it and all this bollocks talk is just a preamble to the teabagging issue? I'm sure she'll have her opinions on that too btw so I'd shut her mouth before she has a chance to pipe up. Happily thats the biggest boon about teabagging ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted April 10, 2007 Author Share Posted April 10, 2007 (edited) I daren't raise the issue with her, I'm afraid of her sadistic tendencies! I wouldn't give the Ginna shirt lifter the pleasure! going off the last photo from the Hana Hana night out I'm convinced he'd try to take advantage! Edited April 10, 2007 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 You need a man with a slow hand...you need a lover with an easy touch. Hope that's not an application for the job! and Luke while I accept the logic I'm afraid there's no convincing her that my modest undergrowth isn't inhibitative in the slighest... she's set in her ways and if I'm honest it's quite nice to go out with a lass who isn't afraid to stand up for herself. I just wish it was over what brand of teabag I use... I understand. Approaching a discussion on any subject from a logical angle with a woman is doomed to fail anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47121 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 I daren't raise the issue with her, I'm afraid of her sadistic tendencies! I wouldn't give the Ginna shirt lifter the pleasure! going off the last photo from the Hana Hana night out I'm convinced he'd try to take advantage! When the evil Shredder attacks, those turtle boys get out their baldy sacks tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 Shaved mine a few times and the itch is horrendous, not worth it at all. I also managed to cut myself with a 'leccy razor once on my scrote. Not that painful but no man should ever have to see blood seeping from that area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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