The Fish 11080 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Right, I know a couple of you lot are of the bollock shaving fraternity.. you've got badges and a sercet handshake, lock stock the fucking lot! anyway, my ladyfriend has recently been dropping hints, gently persuading and downright asking me to take blade to ballsack... now I'm not too keen so if any of you lot have horror stories or advice nows the time to pass on the knowledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Don't use the same shaver you use for your face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Right, I know a couple of you lot are of the bollock shaving fraternity.. you've got badges and a sercet handshake, lock stock the fucking lot! anyway, my ladyfriend has recently been dropping hints, gently persuading and downright asking me to take blade to ballsack... now I'm not too keen so if any of you lot have horror stories or advice nows the time to pass on the knowledge. Here's a dead novel idea.... If you're not so keen why don't you just say "Errrr, are you mental? NO!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.../\......\o/... 0 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Trim it with scissors first, then take your fucking time!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted April 9, 2007 Author Share Posted April 9, 2007 Right, I know a couple of you lot are of the bollock shaving fraternity.. you've got badges and a sercet handshake, lock stock the fucking lot! anyway, my ladyfriend has recently been dropping hints, gently persuading and downright asking me to take blade to ballsack... now I'm not too keen so if any of you lot have horror stories or advice nows the time to pass on the knowledge. Here's a dead novel idea.... If you're not so keen why don't you just say "Errrr, are you mental? NO!" Tried that, she rather calmly asked me why should she be shaven down there, when I'm not. Fair point to be honest, I can't demand of her what I'm not willing to do myself (or at least a facsimile of it). and no I doubt that I would use the same razor on my fellas as I do on my face. For one, that's gross and another ...... it's really fucking sharp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.../\......\o/... 0 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 If my brother pisses me off I shave my nuts with his razor. And I shaved my head fully last night with mine, got a proper chrome dome atm. Look like a cancer patient apparently... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted April 9, 2007 Author Share Posted April 9, 2007 first time I read that I thought it said "If my brother pisses me off I shave his nuts with his razor." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 If my brother pisses me off I shave my nuts with his razor. And I shaved my head fully last night with mine, got a proper chrome dome atm. Look like a cancer patient apparently... You better hope he does not use yours for the same reason! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted April 9, 2007 Author Share Posted April 9, 2007 I've now been bollocked (scuse the pun) for asking "Some fucking randoms on the internet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 I've now been bollocked (scuse the pun) for asking "Some fucking randoms on the internet" Well if you're daft enough to tell her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted April 9, 2007 Author Share Posted April 9, 2007 I've now been bollocked (scuse the pun) for asking "Some fucking randoms on the internet" Well if you're daft enough to tell her read it over my shoulder... , the devious bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Completely serves you right for messing around on stupid message boards when you've got company. You should be being far more considerate and showing her a bit of attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted April 9, 2007 Author Share Posted April 9, 2007 cock off, she was asleep. It's not like I was neglecting my duties. speaking of sleep I'm off. good night Catherine, hope the rest of the night is event-less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 cock off, Yes, that is a potential threat if you do end up shaving your bollocks. Or if you continue to neglect her. Goodnight darling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 What about braids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted April 9, 2007 Author Share Posted April 9, 2007 You know when you wake up and vague memories drift back from last night... I was thinking to myself this morning "Did I....." Rather worriedly I checked the Major, fortunately he's still in the long grass with his buddies.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 You know when you wake up and vague memories drift back from last night... I was thinking to myself this morning "Did I....." Rather worriedly I checked the Major, fortunately he's still in the long grass with his buddies.. So he has been promoted to Major now then? I would be careful with her around like since she is such a devious bitch you'd better not leave any scissors around when you go to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11080 Posted April 9, 2007 Author Share Posted April 9, 2007 You know when you wake up and vague memories drift back from last night... I was thinking to myself this morning "Did I....." Rather worriedly I checked the Major, fortunately he's still in the long grass with his buddies.. So he has been promoted to Major now then? I would be careful with her around like since she is such a devious bitch you'd better not leave any scissors around when you go to sleep. He got a battle field commendation and are you kidding me? like I would leave anything sharp within 30 yards of her after this request? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 I just use a beard trimmer and have a grade 2 down there. You could always let her do it if she's that tired of friction burns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 I just use a beard trimmer and have a grade 2 down there. You could always let her do it if she's that tired of friction burns. Thanks for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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manc-mag 1 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 Apparently she also has a range of templates for shaping your pubes. Not recommended according to wor lass. It's the professionals or nowt. Why don't you just bob down the salon with her next time she goes, David? (Your lass I mean, not mine). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 i'd imagine the grow back if you shave your nuts would be rather itchy to say the least you could go to one of thoose metro sexual type salons and get a 'sack, back and crack' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47130 Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 What a fanny the Fish is getting told to shave his tackle by his lass. Black her eye and tell her you'll do the other one if she doesn't shut it tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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