catmag 337 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Courtesy of popbitch.. What do you get if you cross a robot with a pirate? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2D2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tooj 17 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Bobby we love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Patrokles Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Another shit joke: How do you kill an entire circus? Go straight for the juggler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Why are pirate jokes rubbish? Because they arrrrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Don't worry, I laughed when I read it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 A small child told me this one today which tbf I thought was canny for a 6 year old Basically; Bloke is a Border Guard on the US/Mexico border. Every day this Mexican brings a cart through customs, the border guard is suspicious but all he ever finds in the back is loads of hay. This goes on for years, the Mexican comes through every day with the cart, all the border guard finds is hay. After many years the guard retires. He goes into a bar a few weeks later and there is the Mexican. 'Hey buddy' says the guard 'I've retired now, but I know you're a smuggler, so what the hell were you smuggling?' The Mexican replies; 'Donkeys' Well, it made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Here's one that's better spoken, but hey. These two nuns are in a car (maybe it's a popemobile), and suddenly a vampire flaps out of the sky and lands on the bonnet. "Quick!" exclaims one nun, "show him your cross!" "OK!" replies the other, leaning out of the window and snapping, "GET OFF THE FUCKING CAR!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Here's one that's better spoken, but hey. These two nuns are in a car (maybe it's a popemobile), and suddenly a vampire flaps out of the sky and lands on the bonnet. "Quick!" exclaims one nun, "show him your cross!" "OK!" replies the other, leaning out of the window and snapping, "GET OFF THE FUCKING CAR!" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Two nuns are cycling to church. One says, "oh, I've never come this way before" "must be the cobbles" says the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellsy 0 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Courtesy of popbitch.. What do you get if you cross a robot with a pirate? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2D2 Thats my material for the next week, fantastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Two nuns are cycling to church. One says, "oh, I've never come this way before" "must be the cobbles" says the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 7, 2007 Author Share Posted April 7, 2007 Courtesy of popbitch.. What do you get if you cross a robot with a pirate? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2D2 Thats my material for the next week, fantastic! Finally! Someone who appreciates me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordiesned 0 Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 A small child told me this one today which tbf I thought was canny for a 6 year old Basically; Bloke is a Border Guard on the US/Mexico border. Every day this Mexican brings a cart through customs, the border guard is suspicious but all he ever finds in the back is loads of hay. This goes on for years, the Mexican comes through every day with the cart, all the border guard finds is hay. After many years the guard retires. He goes into a bar a few weeks later and there is the Mexican. 'Hey buddy' says the guard 'I've retired now, but I know you're a smuggler, so what the hell were you smuggling?' The Mexican replies; 'Donkeys' Well, it made me laugh. Surely the Mexican was bringing the hay through on a donkey not a cart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 7, 2007 Author Share Posted April 7, 2007 A small child told me this one today which tbf I thought was canny for a 6 year old Basically; Bloke is a Border Guard on the US/Mexico border. Every day this Mexican brings a cart through customs, the border guard is suspicious but all he ever finds in the back is loads of hay. This goes on for years, the Mexican comes through every day with the cart, all the border guard finds is hay. After many years the guard retires. He goes into a bar a few weeks later and there is the Mexican. 'Hey buddy' says the guard 'I've retired now, but I know you're a smuggler, so what the hell were you smuggling?' The Mexican replies; 'Donkeys' Well, it made me laugh. Surely the Mexican was bringing the hay through on a donkey not a cart? Now that would make more sense. I've read that joke loads of times and didn't understand it I find it's always best to just nod and smile at SLP anyway - he doesn't often make much sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellsy 0 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Courtesy of popbitch.. What do you get if you cross a robot with a pirate? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2D2 Thats my material for the next week, fantastic! Finally! Someone who appreciates me! Got a semi good reaction today at work... people just did the 'laugh to make him feel better' type of laugh. I still think it is quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 A small child told me this one today which tbf I thought was canny for a 6 year old Basically; Bloke is a Border Guard on the US/Mexico border. Every day this Mexican brings a cart through customs, the border guard is suspicious but all he ever finds in the back is loads of hay. This goes on for years, the Mexican comes through every day with the cart, all the border guard finds is hay. After many years the guard retires. He goes into a bar a few weeks later and there is the Mexican. 'Hey buddy' says the guard 'I've retired now, but I know you're a smuggler, so what the hell were you smuggling?' The Mexican replies; 'Donkeys' Well, it made me laugh. Surely the Mexican was bringing the hay through on a donkey not a cart? Here man, I told you a 6 year old told me. Tbf, her delivery was superb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 A small child told me this one today which tbf I thought was canny for a 6 year old Basically; Bloke is a Border Guard on the US/Mexico border. Every day this Mexican brings a cart through customs, the border guard is suspicious but all he ever finds in the back is loads of hay. This goes on for years, the Mexican comes through every day with the cart, all the border guard finds is hay. After many years the guard retires. He goes into a bar a few weeks later and there is the Mexican. 'Hey buddy' says the guard 'I've retired now, but I know you're a smuggler, so what the hell were you smuggling?' The Mexican replies; 'Donkeys' Well, it made me laugh. Surely the Mexican was bringing the hay through on a donkey not a cart? Now that would make more sense. I've read that joke loads of times and didn't understand it I find it's always best to just nod and smile at SLP anyway - he doesn't often make much sense Pissflaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Two old blokes with alzheimer's are sitting on a bench by the beech enjoying the warm weather. "You fancy an ice cream?" Says one. The other smiles and replies: "Aye. Make it chocolate with a flake and sprinkles." The other is a little perplexed by this and grumbles: "I'm never going to remember all that. Can't you just get a normal cone or something?" After some arguing, he eventually agrees and gets up and heads towards the ice cream van. A short while later he returns and sits down next to his friend. "What have you got there?" "I bought myself some chips." "I know that..." "But where the fuck's my kebab?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Poor show that one Brocky Boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 What do you call an Arab that needs a poo? Mustafa Kak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 What do you call a bulletproof pakistani? Peting Petang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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