Smeeagain

[bobbyshinton 81]

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

 

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

 

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

 

So one night,while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session,she turned on the lights.

 

She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator!

 

Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

 

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastar*," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?

 

You better explain yourself!"

 

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . .

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you explain the kids.

[Steve 0]

Ever thought of maybe using a different thread title? Just to see how change feels. You never know, you might like it.

[smoggeordie 0]

Ever thought of maybe using a different thread title? Just to see how change feels. You never know, you might like it.

 

[Steve 0]

Ever thought of maybe using a different thread title? Just to see how change feels. You never know, you might like it.

 

 

What? There are three threads on the first page alone with the same subject line. I can't be the only one that thinks it's completely fucking retarded.

[snakehips 0]

Ever thought of maybe using a different thread title? Just to see how change feels. You never know, you might like it.

 

 

What? There are three threads on the first page alone with the same subject line. I can't be the only one that thinks it's completely fucking retarded.

 

There is the benefit of seeing the title and knowing what is coming (usually a shit joke, compared to mine ) so not having to bother checking it, though.

[bobbyshinton 81]

Ever thought of maybe using a different thread title? Just to see how change feels. You never know, you might like it.

 

 

What? There are three threads on the first page alone with the same subject line. I can't be the only one that thinks it's completely fucking retarded.

 

There is the benefit of seeing the title and knowing what is coming (usually a shit joke, compared to mine ) so not having to bother checking it, though.

 

Exactly, it's there so you know what to expect, it does not mislead you into opening a thread which maybe of no interest. It's does what it say's on the can. What I think is retarded is a grown bloke who cannot understand this. Arsewipe