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HOI ...you lot, cheeky feckers :o the reason I found ths stash in the first place was because the wife asked me to put the ironing away in the cupboard as she did not have time before she went out , there was no "rummaging" involved thanking you very much :blush: anyway they were well dodgy, the kid had an evil name too, I used to call her Damiena !!! We would hear banging noises coming from upstairs about an hour after we put her to bed and when we went to investigate she would be fast asleep in exactly the same position we left her :blush: they had a dining room with a huge black gloss looking table and wrought iron candlesticks with bright red candles in them :D it was like the Hammer House of Horror.I swear I used to hear that music when I walked in the door.

 

FYI there was no "flicking" of any sort occuring

I is not a "chav"

I would never had gotten an asbo I was too shit scared of coppers and parents in my day

And yes ..I agree...Simone is an angelic name just like me !!! :blush:

 

 

ok....ramble over thanks very much :blush:

 

:lol: We believe you :blush:

 

go away :o:angry:

 

Awwww, we loves ya really :icon_lol:

 

:angry:

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Anyone ever read any of the Nancy Friday books? She's published several volumes of male and female fantasies, and some of them are pretty explicit :o

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Anyone ever read any of the Nancy Friday books? She's published several volumes of male and female fantasies, and some of them are pretty explicit :o

 

can't say I have , do you recommend them Cath :o

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Anyone ever read any of the Nancy Friday books? She's published several volumes of male and female fantasies, and some of them are pretty explicit :o

 

can't say I have , do you recommend them Cath :lol:

 

I've only read Women on Top, but aye :icon_lol:

 

When I was living in the nurses home, my room was next door to the resident lesbian who's girlfriend practically moved in. When they moved out, they left a well-read copy of it behind :o

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Anyone ever read any of the Nancy Friday books? She's published several volumes of male and female fantasies, and some of them are pretty explicit :o

 

can't say I have , do you recommend them Cath :icon_lol:

 

I've only read Women on Top, but aye :D

 

When I was living in the nurses home, my room was next door to the resident lesbian who's girlfriend practically moved in. When they moved out, they left a well-read copy of it behind :o

:lol: I was waiting for "well thumbed " copy there :blush:

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Anyone ever read any of the Nancy Friday books? She's published several volumes of male and female fantasies, and some of them are pretty explicit :lol:

 

can't say I have , do you recommend them Cath :D

 

I've only read Women on Top, but aye :blush:

 

When I was living in the nurses home, my room was next door to the resident lesbian who's girlfriend practically moved in. When they moved out, they left a well-read copy of it behind :o

:icon_lol: I was waiting for "well thumbed " copy there :blush:

 

I purposely chose my words carefully :o

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Anyone ever read any of the Nancy Friday books? She's published several volumes of male and female fantasies, and some of them are pretty explicit :lol:

 

can't say I have , do you recommend them Cath :icon_lol:

 

I've only read Women on Top, but aye :D

 

When I was living in the nurses home, my room was next door to the resident lesbian who's girlfriend practically moved in. When they moved out, they left a well-read copy of it behind :o

:o

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Anyone ever read any of the Nancy Friday books? She's published several volumes of male and female fantasies, and some of them are pretty explicit :icon_lol:

 

can't say I have , do you recommend them Cath :D

 

I've only read Women on Top, but aye :blush:

 

When I was living in the nurses home, my room was next door to the resident lesbian who's girlfriend practically moved in. When they moved out, they left a well-read copy of it behind :o

:o

that's what I was waiting for... :lol:

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Jonny, you'd have loved it. You could hear everything through the wall :o

 

oh no :lol: , it's bad enough having to listen to a "straight" couple.....had a copper living in the flat above me once and he used to invite lots of nurses ( :icon_lol: ) back to his place . Bedroom was directly above mine. I rmember one morning coming out to work and TWO nurses came out of his front door :o

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Jonny, you'd have loved it. You could hear everything through the wall :o

 

oh no :icon_lol: , it's bad enough having to listen to a "straight" couple.....had a copper living in the flat above me once and he used to invite lots of nurses ( :D ) back to his place . Bedroom was directly above mine. I rmember one morning coming out to work and TWO nurses came out of his front door :o

 

:blush::lol:

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Jonny, you'd have loved it. You could hear everything through the wall :o

 

oh no :icon_lol: , it's bad enough having to listen to a "straight" couple.....had a copper living in the flat above me once and he used to invite lots of nurses ( :D ) back to his place . Bedroom was directly above mine. I rmember one morning coming out to work and TWO nurses came out of his front door :o

 

:blush::lol:

 

aha.....Fellgate....C.I.D bloke ring any bells ??? :blush:

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Jonny, you'd have loved it. You could hear everything through the wall :o

 

oh no :icon_lol: , it's bad enough having to listen to a "straight" couple.....had a copper living in the flat above me once and he used to invite lots of nurses ( :blush: ) back to his place . Bedroom was directly above mine. I rmember one morning coming out to work and TWO nurses came out of his front door :o

 

:blush::lol:

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aha.....Fellgate....C.I.D bloke ring any bells ??? :lol:

 

FELLGATE?! Hell, no! I'm far classier than that! :o

 

And I have always avoided getting involved with coppers, thankfully :o

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aha.....Fellgate....C.I.D bloke ring any bells ??? :icon_lol:

 

FELLGATE?! Hell, no! I'm far classier than that! :lol:

 

And I have always avoided getting involved with coppers, thankfully :o

:o

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aha.....Fellgate....C.I.D bloke ring any bells ??? :D

 

FELLGATE?! Hell, no! I'm far classier than that! :)

 

And I have always avoided getting involved with coppers, thankfully :lol:

:razz:

hope that's not the sound of a paintbrush wafting about...... not everyone is the same....!

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aha.....Fellgate....C.I.D bloke ring any bells ??? :)

 

FELLGATE?! Hell, no! I'm far classier than that! :razz:

 

And I have always avoided getting involved with coppers, thankfully :lol:

a likely story...

 

it's well known you're a hussy of some infamy

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Not me like, nearest thing to porv I read is when James Herbert throws in his usual risque scene in his book. Like Once, with a fairy masturbating in a forest.. as they do..

 

Oh, and didnt click the link..

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