snakehips 0 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Might read that later cheers read tropic of cancer when I was a lot younger.....had to read iton the sly as I "stumbled across" it one day when I was somewhere I should not have been Library? no, someone's wardrobe Because his wife came home early?? him and his wife came home early....I was babysitting Simone!! wasn't my fault...."it fell out " of the wardrobe, the husband was a weirdo ...he had the biggest stash of porn mags I had ever seen in my life ( I was only 15) What a disgrace you are, rooting through people's drawers and wardrobes while they're out. A true daughter of Felling. Depends how much of their stuff she took home with her, to be a true daughter of Felling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47553 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 I like how she calls the husband a weirdo because she chanced upon his stash of porn whilst ferreting through his private belongings. Er, hello? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 I like how she calls the husband a weirdo because she chanced upon his stash of porn whilst ferreting through his private belongings. Er, hello? Whilst the kid she was supposed to be minding was screaming the house down for hours whilst 'The Felling Ferreter' rummaged through all their stuff!! The parents came home early as neighbours had probably called them out of fear after hearing the kid screaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47553 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 I like how she calls the husband a weirdo because she chanced upon his stash of porn whilst ferreting through his private belongings. Er, hello? Whilst the kid she was supposed to be minding was screaming the house down for hours whilst 'The Felling Ferreter' rummaged through all their stuff!! The parents came home early as neighbours had probably called them out of fear after hearing the kid screaming! Only to find her frigging herself off (if you'll pardon the expression ) in their marital bed with a copy of Tropic of Cancer open in front of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 I like how she calls the husband a weirdo because she chanced upon his stash of porn whilst ferreting through his private belongings. Er, hello? Whilst the kid she was supposed to be minding was screaming the house down for hours whilst 'The Felling Ferreter' rummaged through all their stuff!! The parents came home early as neighbours had probably called them out of fear after hearing the kid screaming! Only to find her frigging herself off (if you'll pardon the expression ) in their marital bed with a copy of Tropic of Cancer open in front of her. The name Simone sounds so angelic, as well Guaranteed ASBO if she was twenty years younger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22641 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Radgina is a fucking disgrace if the truth be told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47553 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 I reckon by the time she found this book she'd already been through the drinks cabinet. Probably swigging from a bottle of Jack Daniels as she read her filth tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Radgina is a fucking disgrace if the truth be told. In a good way imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22641 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Radgina is a fucking disgrace if the truth be told. In a good way imo. Aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47553 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Radgina is a fucking disgrace if the truth be told. In a good way imo. Aye. Listen to you two bumlicks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 She's just an overaged CHAV [tbh] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Radgina is a fucking disgrace if the truth be told. In a good way imo. Aye. Listen to you two bumlicks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22641 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 She's just an overaged CHAV [tbh] Tbf, she isn't. She is great entertainment value though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47553 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 *lick lick* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 *lick lick* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 I like how she calls the husband a weirdo because she chanced upon his stash of porn whilst ferreting through his private belongings. Er, hello? Gemmill sounding overly defensive there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22641 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 I dread to think what you'd find if you rooted through Gemmill's stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 The stuff the cast of the seven dwarves do outside of panto season tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47553 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 I dread to think what you'd find if you rooted through Gemmill's stuff. I'm not the one demanding a synopsis on Page 1 of this thread, you dirty little Gordon Ramsay-alike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 *lick lick* Flick, Flick more like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 The stuff the cast of the seven dwarves do outside of panto season tbh. Hey, we've got to pay the bills you know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 (edited) HOI ...you lot, cheeky feckers the reason I found ths stash in the first place was because the wife asked me to put the ironing away in the cupboard as she did not have time before she went out , there was no "rummaging" involved thanking you very much anyway they were well dodgy, the kid had an evil name too, I used to call her Damiena !!! We would hear banging noises coming from upstairs about an hour after we put her to bed and when we went to investigate she would be fast asleep in exactly the same position we left her they had a dining room with a huge black gloss looking table and wrought iron candlesticks with bright red candles in them it was like the Hammer House of Horror.I swear I used to hear that music when I walked in the door. FYI there was no "flicking" of any sort occuring I is not a "chav" I would never had gotten an asbo I was too shit scared of coppers and parents in my day And yes ..I agree...Simone is an angelic name just like me !!! ok....ramble over thanks very much Edited April 4, 2007 by Radgina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 HOI ...you lot, cheeky feckers the reason I found ths stash in the first place was because the wife asked me to put the ironing away in the cupboard as she did not have time before she went out , there was no "rummaging" involved thanking you very much anyway they were well dodgy, the kid had an evil name too, I used to call her Damiena !!! We would hear banging noises coming from upstairs about an hour after we put her to bed and when we went to investigate she would be fast asleep in exactly the same position we left her they had a dining room with a huge black gloss looking table and wrought iron candlesticks with bright red candles in them it was like the Hammer House of Horror.I swear I used to hear that music when I walked in the door. FYI there was no "flicking" of any sort occuring I is not a "chav" I would never had gotten an asbo I was too shit scared of coppers and parents in my day And yes ..I agree...Simone is an angelic name just like me !!! ok....ramble over thanks very much We believe you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 HOI ...you lot, cheeky feckers the reason I found ths stash in the first place was because the wife asked me to put the ironing away in the cupboard as she did not have time before she went out , there was no "rummaging" involved thanking you very much anyway they were well dodgy, the kid had an evil name too, I used to call her Damiena !!! We would hear banging noises coming from upstairs about an hour after we put her to bed and when we went to investigate she would be fast asleep in exactly the same position we left her they had a dining room with a huge black gloss looking table and wrought iron candlesticks with bright red candles in them it was like the Hammer House of Horror.I swear I used to hear that music when I walked in the door. FYI there was no "flicking" of any sort occuring I is not a "chav" I would never had gotten an asbo I was too shit scared of coppers and parents in my day And yes ..I agree...Simone is an angelic name just like me !!! ok....ramble over thanks very much We believe you go away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 HOI ...you lot, cheeky feckers the reason I found ths stash in the first place was because the wife asked me to put the ironing away in the cupboard as she did not have time before she went out , there was no "rummaging" involved thanking you very much anyway they were well dodgy, the kid had an evil name too, I used to call her Damiena !!! We would hear banging noises coming from upstairs about an hour after we put her to bed and when we went to investigate she would be fast asleep in exactly the same position we left her they had a dining room with a huge black gloss looking table and wrought iron candlesticks with bright red candles in them it was like the Hammer House of Horror.I swear I used to hear that music when I walked in the door. FYI there was no "flicking" of any sort occuring I is not a "chav" I would never had gotten an asbo I was too shit scared of coppers and parents in my day And yes ..I agree...Simone is an angelic name just like me !!! ok....ramble over thanks very much We believe you go away Awwww, we loves ya really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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