Walliver 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I'm sure you've all sat in a bar complaining about certain aspects of it but, given the chance, what would you do if you were in charge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I wouldn't want to own it, as it would be a nightmare to run, but there should be a bar where they don't let fat bird in, and lasses who aren't easy as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Free drink and drugs with lovely looking birds in the toilets with milking stools at the ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7356 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I wouldn't want to own it, as it would be a nightmare to run, but there should be a bar where they don't let fat bird in, and lasses who aren't easy as fuck. But how would you ever have sex again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 I wouldn't want to own it, as it would be a nightmare to run, but there should be a bar where they don't let fat bird in, and lasses who aren't easy as fuck. But how would you ever have sex again? I meant "are easy as fuck". Then again, I could as the local "playboy" for some advice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 No mobiles. A place in Whitley Bay does this already. £1 fine for users. ...and strippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11122 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 members only for a start. good selection of alcoholic beverage, not just the ubiquitous Fosters, Carlsberg and Stella. No Smirnoff, WKD or Reef-esque drinks. Jukebox until a certain time, good "DJ" after that. Quality cheap pool tables. A nice mix of comfortable sofas and low tables, normal height table and chairs and bar-stool and tables of a complimentary height. table service until a certain o'cock. Big screens and smaller tv's dotted about the place for events, but hidden away/covered up/ switched off after the even finishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7356 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 members only bars would mean the same people in every week. You could just go down whitley bay for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11122 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I'd take exclusivety over knobheadery anyday of the week. I suppose I could hike the prices up for non members... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I'd take exclusivety over knobheadery anyday of the week. I suppose I could hike the prices up for non members... A members bar would mean both tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 members only for a start. good selection of alcoholic beverage, not just the ubiquitous Fosters, Carlsberg and Stella. No Smirnoff, WKD or Reef-esque drinks. Jukebox until a certain time, good "DJ" after that. Quality cheap pool tables. A nice mix of comfortable sofas and low tables, normal height table and chairs and bar-stool and tables of a complimentary height. table service until a certain o'cock. Big screens and smaller tv's dotted about the place for events, but hidden away/covered up/ switched off after the even finishes. Good ideas on getting rid of the pop drinks and the table service but I'd include live music as opposed to a DJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted April 2, 2007 Author Share Posted April 2, 2007 members only for a start. good selection of alcoholic beverage, not just the ubiquitous Fosters, Carlsberg and Stella. No Smirnoff, WKD or Reef-esque drinks. Jukebox until a certain time, good "DJ" after that. Quality cheap pool tables. A nice mix of comfortable sofas and low tables, normal height table and chairs and bar-stool and tables of a complimentary height. table service until a certain o'cock. Big screens and smaller tv's dotted about the place for events, but hidden away/covered up/ switched off after the even finishes. Good ideas on getting rid of the pop drinks and the table service but I'd include live music as opposed to a DJ. Wouldn't the removal of the alcopops make it a less female friendly place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 members only for a start. good selection of alcoholic beverage, not just the ubiquitous Fosters, Carlsberg and Stella. No Smirnoff, WKD or Reef-esque drinks. Jukebox until a certain time, good "DJ" after that. Quality cheap pool tables. A nice mix of comfortable sofas and low tables, normal height table and chairs and bar-stool and tables of a complimentary height. table service until a certain o'cock. Big screens and smaller tv's dotted about the place for events, but hidden away/covered up/ switched off after the even finishes. Good ideas on getting rid of the pop drinks and the table service but I'd include live music as opposed to a DJ. Wouldn't the removal of the alcopops make it a less female friendly place? Replace them with rohypnol. And to be honest most of the lasses I know gave up alcopops when they were 18. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted April 2, 2007 Author Share Posted April 2, 2007 members only for a start. good selection of alcoholic beverage, not just the ubiquitous Fosters, Carlsberg and Stella. No Smirnoff, WKD or Reef-esque drinks. Jukebox until a certain time, good "DJ" after that. Quality cheap pool tables. A nice mix of comfortable sofas and low tables, normal height table and chairs and bar-stool and tables of a complimentary height. table service until a certain o'cock. Big screens and smaller tv's dotted about the place for events, but hidden away/covered up/ switched off after the even finishes. Good ideas on getting rid of the pop drinks and the table service but I'd include live music as opposed to a DJ. Wouldn't the removal of the alcopops make it a less female friendly place? Replace them with rohypnol. And to be honest most of the lasses I know gave up alcopops when they were 18. Are you catering for students or an older group of punters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Topless waitresses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Topless waitresses. and topless waiters for the ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 members only for a start. good selection of alcoholic beverage, not just the ubiquitous Fosters, Carlsberg and Stella. No Smirnoff, WKD or Reef-esque drinks. Jukebox until a certain time, good "DJ" after that. Quality cheap pool tables. A nice mix of comfortable sofas and low tables, normal height table and chairs and bar-stool and tables of a complimentary height. table service until a certain o'cock. Big screens and smaller tv's dotted about the place for events, but hidden away/covered up/ switched off after the even finishes. Good ideas on getting rid of the pop drinks and the table service but I'd include live music as opposed to a DJ. Wouldn't the removal of the alcopops make it a less female friendly place? Replace them with rohypnol. And to be honest most of the lasses I know gave up alcopops when they were 18. Two of the funniest bar names in Viz (in Tasher Slapper's Mam comic strip): 'Bar Rohypnol' and 'Glassaz' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11122 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I'd take exclusivety over knobheadery anyday of the week. I suppose I could hike the prices up for non members... A members bar would mean both tbh. better class of knobhead then Wouldn't the removal of the alcopops make it a less slapper friendly place? FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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