Jimbo 175 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Anyone know how to get Permanent black marker off ????? My bloody son has decided to colour in my fucking sofa !!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Now that's a proper April fools joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 Now that's a proper April fools joke! I wish it was a fucking joke !!! little fucking bastard !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10049 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 If you'd hair I'd recommend setting lotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 If you'd hair I'd recommend setting lotion. Nail polish remover has worked quite well but its still very visible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10049 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 If you'd hair I'd recommend setting lotion. Nail polish remover has worked quite well but its still very visible. Have you tried methylated spirit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 If you'd hair I'd recommend setting lotion. Nail polish remover has worked quite well but its still very visible. Have you tried methylated spirit? aye but it gave me a cracking headache the next day so I vowed never again ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontoasey 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 A box of matches should do the trick mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11121 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 beat the shit of your son, the blood and bile, snot and tears should stain nicely over the marker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 (edited) Jaysus, everyone's a right fuckin barrel of laughs today Edited April 1, 2007 by Radgina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 A box of matches should do the trick mate. Use some petrol as well so he burns quicker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Jock 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Take sima's advice, he knows a lot about children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skhwoody 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 From wikihow..... How to Remove Permanent Marker from Furniture Toothpaste and a toothbrush or a soft rag is the answer. And yes, it really works. Steps 1. Use white paste, not the gel kind, and simply put a small amount directly onto the wood furniture. With either a soft bristle toothbrush or a soft rag, start making circular motions and rubbing the paste into the marker. 2. Be patient. You may have to do several applications before the marker is completely removed. 3. When the paste has basically taken on the color of the marker, wipe clean and then start with step 1 again. Tips * Before you start, test the paste on a part of the furniture that's not normally visible, to make sure that it won't strip the paint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Colour the rest in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 Colour the rest in. Good idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Acetone, meths or white spirit would be my suggestions (as long as you don't smoke). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 Cheers for the advice, I managed to get 99% of it out using industrial alcohol and nail polish remover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47553 Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Cheers for the advice, I managed to get 99% of it out using industrial alcohol and nail polish remover. And in the process created the world's first hallucinatory sofa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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