Joke

[Guest Patrokles]

This couple are settling down for the night. Between changing out of her clothes and slipping into her nightie, the wife catches a glimpse of her naked self in the mirror. She does a quick double-take and bursts into tears. Her husband asks her what the matter is.

 

She replies: "I look horrible, fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment!"

 

Husband thinks for a few seconds, and chirpily states: "Well, your eyesight is fucking spot on."

Edited March 30, 2007 by Patrokles

[Guest Patrokles]

A group of people were stranded on a deserted island. One of them was Japanese, and the rest were Germans. All of the Germans immediately started to organize and plan the building of a shelter on the beach. They told the Japanese guy to be in charge of the supplies, and the Japanese guy went into the jungle. The night went by and the Japanese still hadn't returned, so the Germans naturally got a bit worried and decided to go into the jungle and look for him. When they had walked for a couple of hours they were all startled as the Japanese guy jumped out of the bushes in front of them screaming: "Supplies!"

[luckyluke 2]

Older than time itself.

[Guest Patrokles]

Older than time itself.

 

I hadn't heard them. I shared them in the hope that there were others who hadn't either. Your bedside manner certainly needs improvement.

[luckyluke 2]

Older than time itself.

 

I hadn't heard them. I shared them in the hope that there were others who hadn't either. Your bedside manner certainly needs improvement.

 

You're one to talk about bedside manner, you patronising git.

[Guest Patrokles]

Older than time itself.

 

I hadn't heard them. I shared them in the hope that there were others who hadn't either. Your bedside manner certainly needs improvement.

 

You're one to talk about bedside manner, you patronising git.

 

If I were a Doctor in training, your comment would be relevent.

 

'Doctor, I know I'm dying of a terminal illness, but here's a joke my grandson just told me! It made me smile. There was this...'

 

'Fuck off, Granny, heard it already.'

[Steve 0]

[luckyluke 2]

Older than time itself.

 

I hadn't heard them. I shared them in the hope that there were others who hadn't either. Your bedside manner certainly needs improvement.

 

You're one to talk about bedside manner, you patronising git.

 

If I were a Doctor in training, your comment would be relevent.

 

'Doctor, I know I'm dying of a terminal illness, but here's a joke my grandson just told me! It made me smile. There was this...'

 

'Fuck off, Granny, heard it already.'

 

If you were a patient of mine you'd get nothing but the highest standards of care, dickhead.

[Guest Patrokles]

Older than time itself.

 

I hadn't heard them. I shared them in the hope that there were others who hadn't either. Your bedside manner certainly needs improvement.

 

You're one to talk about bedside manner, you patronising git.

 

If I were a Doctor in training, your comment would be relevent.

 

'Doctor, I know I'm dying of a terminal illness, but here's a joke my grandson just told me! It made me smile. There was this...'

 

'Fuck off, Granny, heard it already.'

 

If you were a patient of mine you'd get nothing but the highest standards of care, dickhead.

 

I'd probably be dead.

[Brock Manson 0]

A group of people were stranded on a deserted island. One of them was Japanese, and the rest were Germans. All of the Germans immediately started to organize and plan the building of a shelter on the beach. They told the Japanese guy to be in charge of the supplies, and the Japanese guy went into the jungle. The night went by and the Japanese still hadn't returned, so the Germans naturally got a bit worried and decided to go into the jungle and look for him. When they had walked for a couple of hours they were all startled as the Japanese guy jumped out of the bushes in front of them screaming: "Supplies!"

 

I posted that on here years ago you bugger.

[Guest Patrokles]

A group of people were stranded on a deserted island. One of them was Japanese, and the rest were Germans. All of the Germans immediately started to organize and plan the building of a shelter on the beach. They told the Japanese guy to be in charge of the supplies, and the Japanese guy went into the jungle. The night went by and the Japanese still hadn't returned, so the Germans naturally got a bit worried and decided to go into the jungle and look for him. When they had walked for a couple of hours they were all startled as the Japanese guy jumped out of the bushes in front of them screaming: "Supplies!"

 

I posted that on here years ago you bugger.

 

Racist!

[luckyluke 2]

Older than time itself.

 

I hadn't heard them. I shared them in the hope that there were others who hadn't either. Your bedside manner certainly needs improvement.

 

You're one to talk about bedside manner, you patronising git.

 

If I were a Doctor in training, your comment would be relevent.

 

'Doctor, I know I'm dying of a terminal illness, but here's a joke my grandson just told me! It made me smile. There was this...'

 

'Fuck off, Granny, heard it already.'

 

If you were a patient of mine you'd get nothing but the highest standards of care, dickhead.

 

I'd probably be dead.

 

With any luck.

[ewerk 31678]

Older than time itself.

 

I hadn't heard them. I shared them in the hope that there were others who hadn't either. Your bedside manner certainly needs improvement.

 

You're one to talk about bedside manner, you patronising git.

 

If I were a Doctor in training, your comment would be relevent.

 

'Doctor, I know I'm dying of a terminal illness, but here's a joke my grandson just told me! It made me smile. There was this...'

 

'Fuck off, Granny, heard it already.'

 

If you were a patient of mine you'd get nothing but the highest standards of care, dickhead.

 

I'd probably be dead.

 

With any luck.

 

I like you.

[Guest Patrokles]

Older than time itself.

 

I hadn't heard them. I shared them in the hope that there were others who hadn't either. Your bedside manner certainly needs improvement.

 

You're one to talk about bedside manner, you patronising git.

 

If I were a Doctor in training, your comment would be relevent.

 

'Doctor, I know I'm dying of a terminal illness, but here's a joke my grandson just told me! It made me smile. There was this...'

 

'Fuck off, Granny, heard it already.'

 

If you were a patient of mine you'd get nothing but the highest standards of care, dickhead.

 

I'd probably be dead.

 

With any luck.

 

I like you.

 

Some people will look for friends anywhere.

 

'... we met on the internet.'

 

You could sit and trade the predictable responses you both peddle so well, I suppose.