Smeeagain, from Berbs hoose

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.I sent woor youngento bed cos he was pissing me off. Five minutes later....."Da-ad...."

 

"What?"

 

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?"

 

"No, You had your chance. Lights out."

 

Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."

 

"WHAT?"

 

"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"

 

I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!"

 

Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."

 

"WHAT!"

 

"When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?"

 

 

 

Next day woor lass was sick of him always getting into mischief, finally asked him

 

"How do you expect to get into Heaven?"

 

 

Woor youngen thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says,

 

 

'For fucks sake, Berb Junior, come in or stay out!'" smart fucka

 

By the way woor youngen is 20 year old so if you are reading this son, it's just make believe

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.I sent woor youngento bed cos he was pissing me off. Five minutes later....."Da-ad...."

 

"What?"

 

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?"

 

"No, You had your chance. Lights out."

 

Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."

 

"WHAT?"

 

"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"

 

I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!"

 

Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."

 

"WHAT!"

 

"When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?"

 

Close call there Berb, for a minute there I thought you were going to do the old 'but my bedroom is on fire' joke.

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