Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Sex in store for elderly Mar 27 2007 By The Journal Two elderly men were caught having sex on camera in a busy department store. The pensioners, aged 83 and 70, were spotted performing oral sex on each other at the bedding section of Debenhams in Carlisle. It is not clear how many customers witnessed the pair, who were followed to the store toilets by security staff where they committed a further sexual act. Insp Paul Coulson, of Cumbria Police confirmed that two men had been arrested on suspicion of gross indecency at Debenhams in The Lanes shopping complex at about 11.55am last Saturday. Mr Coulson said he could not confirm reports that the men, understood to be from Dalston and Aspatria, would not face court action as they had been cautioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Leazes and Noelie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 It's the kids of today I blame, personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Cautioned FFS. I would have kicked the living daylights out of the pair of them regardless of their age if I had bumped into them and i had my kids with me. Dirty old queens, want fucking put down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 That is just totally wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.../\......\o/... 0 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 hahaha lemonparty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Thats fucking sick! 13 years age difference is just wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 2 old men giving each other head is a mental image I really could've done without. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15899 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 It's probably also an image they could've done without on Leazes's forum a few days ago, under the heading "The first HowayTheToon meet-up was a roaring success". Apparently... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Cautioned FFS. I would have kicked the living daylights out of the pair of them regardless of their age if I had bumped into them and i had my kids with me. Dirty old queens, want fucking put down. Just when you thought there could be nothing more traumatic for Wacky's kids to witness than two geriatric queens going at it hammer and tongues.....he goes and paints an image of them looking on appaled as their midget paterfamilius kicks them too within an inch of their lives. Seriously though kids, homophobic hate crime is bad, mmmmmmmkay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 False teeth out I hope.... <shudders> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 (edited) Cautioned FFS. I would have kicked the living daylights out of the pair of them regardless of their age if I had bumped into them and i had my kids with me. Dirty old queens, want fucking put down. Just when you thought there could be nothing more traumatic for Wacky's kids to witness than two geriatric queens going at it hammer and tongues.....he goes and paints an image of them looking on appaled as their midget paterfamilius kicks them too within an inch of their lives. Seriously though kids, homophobic hate crime is bad, mmmmmmmkay. I knew you would see no wrong in it Not sure what sort of household you were brought up in tbh Edited March 29, 2007 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Cautioned FFS. I would have kicked the living daylights out of the pair of them regardless of their age if I had bumped into them and i had my kids with me. Dirty old queens, want fucking put down. Just when you thought there could be nothing more traumatic for Wacky's kids to witness than two geriatric queens going at it hammer and tongues.....he goes and paints an image of them looking on appaled as their midget paterfamilius kicks them too within an inch of their lives. Seriously though kids, homophobic hate crime is bad, mmmmmmmkay. I knew you would see no wrong in it Not sure what sort of household you were brought up in tbh I was raised in the soft furnishings section of Debenhams, by a pack of geriatric homosexuals who took me in and cared for me as their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Cautioned FFS. I would have kicked the living daylights out of the pair of them regardless of their age if I had bumped into them and i had my kids with me. Dirty old queens, want fucking put down. Just when you thought there could be nothing more traumatic for Wacky's kids to witness than two geriatric queens going at it hammer and tongues.....he goes and paints an image of them looking on appaled as their midget paterfamilius kicks them too within an inch of their lives. Seriously though kids, homophobic hate crime is bad, mmmmmmmkay. I knew you would see no wrong in it Not sure what sort of household you were brought up in tbh I was raised in the soft furnishings section of Debenhams, by a pack of geriatric homosexuals who took me in and cared for me as their own. Just as i thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I'm guessing the 83 year old was the catcher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 29, 2007 Author Share Posted March 29, 2007 I was raised in the soft furnishings section of Debenhams, by a pack of geriatric homosexuals who took me in and cared for me as their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 The man bag's a giveaway tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 The man bag's a giveaway tbh. It's called a Scrotum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniffer 0 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 If it had been an 83 yearold woman going down on a 70 year old you'd be lapping it up and wanting pictures...........I think I'm going to be sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 The man bag's a giveaway tbh. Probably keeps geronimo in it, given to him by one of the old puffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted March 29, 2007 Author Share Posted March 29, 2007 If it had been an 83 yearold woman going down on a 70 year old you'd be lapping it up and wanting pictures...........I think I'm going to be sick. I fucking wouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 My Mrs works as a care assistant with the elderly, and in one particular care home she would regularly catch the resident's shagging, and on one occasion she walked in on an orgy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 My Mrs works as a care assistant with the elderly, and in one particular care home she would regularly catch the resident's shagging, and on one occasion she walked in on an orgy. Fire hazard surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 My Mrs works as a care assistant with the elderly, and in one particular care home she would regularly catch the resident's shagging, and on one occasion she walked in on an orgy. Fire hazard surely? There were pleny of requests for KY jelly when the Dr next paid a house call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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