Smeeagain, G man and Rents on a plane

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* ON THE PLANE*

 

Gemmill was seated next to little Renton on the airplane when he turned to him

and said, "Let's talk.

 

I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

 

Little Renton, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly and said to

the G man,

 

"What would you like to talk about?"

 

Oh, I don't know", said the G man. "How about nuclear power?"

 

"OK," Rents said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a

question first.

 

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.

 

Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,

and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.

 

Why do you suppose that is?"

 

The Gman thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"

 

To which little Rents replies,

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"Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

[snakehips 0]

* ON THE PLANE*

 

Gemmill was seated next to little Renton on the airplane when he turned to him

and said, "Let's talk.

 

I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

 

Little Renton, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly and said to

the G man,

 

"What would you like to talk about?"

 

Oh, I don't know", said the G man. "How about nuclear power?"

 

"OK," Rents said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a

question first.

 

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.

 

Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,

and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.

 

Why do you suppose that is?"

 

The Gman thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"

 

To which little Rents replies,

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"Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

 

I know I shouldn't, but

[Gemmill 47572]

You definitely shouldn't. That was shite!

[Guest alex]

[Guest Patrokles]

Talking of that. This insanely attractive girl who was allegedly an actress was on my flight back. She was sat next to a guy about her age and started a conversation. He was clearly thrilled. They're getting on great. Half an hour into the conversation, she said something prefaced with 'my boyfriend...' and he spent the next 5 minutes asking how serious the relationship was before seeming to lose interest in the conversation entirely.

[Magma 0]

Lol

[wez 0]

lmao

[luckyluke 2]

Talking of that. This insanely attractive girl who was allegedly an actress was on my flight back. She was sat next to a guy about her age and started a conversation. He was clearly thrilled. They're getting on great. Half an hour into the conversation, she said something prefaced with 'my boyfriend...' and he spent the next 5 minutes asking how serious the relationship was before seeming to lose interest in the conversation entirely.

 

 

No point wasting your time talking with an airhead actress I guess.