bobbyshinton 59 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 (edited) 44,000 Mackems meet in the Stadium of shite for a "Mackems Are Not Stupid" convention. Nial Quinn addresses the crowd "We are all here today to prove to the world that Mackems are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please ?" Mickey Gray gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. Quinn asks him "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds Gray says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Mackems start chanting "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!" Quinn says "Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance. So he asks "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?" Quinn looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened and Gray starts crying. But then the 44,000 Mackems begin to yell and wave their hands shouting "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!" Quinn, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually says, " What is 2 plus 2?" Silence hangs over the stadium. Gray closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?" Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Mackem crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream............. . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!" Edited March 21, 2007 by bobbyshinton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15871 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Can't even count their own attendance figures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10017 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 (edited) 44,000 Mackems meet in the Stadium of shite for a "Mackems Are Not Stupid" convention. [...] Everyone is disheartened and Gray starts crying. But then the 53,000 Mackems begin to yell and wave their hands shouting Proliferating like rabbits tbh. EDIT: Ok, a bit too late... Edited March 21, 2007 by Isegrim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted March 21, 2007 Author Share Posted March 21, 2007 44,000 Mackems meet in the Stadium of shite for a "Mackems Are Not Stupid" convention. [...] Everyone is disheartened and Gray starts crying. But then the 53,000 Mackems begin to yell and wave their hands shouting Proliferating like rabbits tbh. EDIT: Ok, a bit too late... 9000 outside the stadium smart chops note to berb cut n paste and edit you prick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 mackems are shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22437 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 44,000 Mackems meet in the Stadium of shite for a "Mackems Are Not Stupid" convention. [...] Everyone is disheartened and Gray starts crying. But then the 53,000 Mackems begin to yell and wave their hands shouting Proliferating like rabbits tbh. EDIT: Ok, a bit too late... 9000 outside the stadium smart chops note to berb cut n paste and edit you prick Was it originally a geordie joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Lol stupid dumb makems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47121 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Lol stupid dumb makems It didn't really happen, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22437 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Lol stupid dumb makems It didn't really happen, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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