Smeeagain

[bobbyshinton 59]

I think I might have used this on N-O anyway enjoy

 

 

 

A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around his neck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there until it's his turn to be helped. A man, who was already in the butcher shop, finished his purchase and noticed the dog. The butcher leaned over the counter and asked the dog what it wanted today. The dog put its paw on the glass case in front of the ground beef, and the butcher said, "How many pounds?"

The dog barked twice, so the butcher made a package of two pounds ground beef.

 

He then said, "Anything else?"

 

The dog pointed to the pork chops, and the butcher said, "How many?"

 

The dog barked four times, and the butcher made up a package of four pork chops.

 

The dog then walked around behind the counter, so the butcher could get at the purse. The butcher took out the appropriate amount of money and tied two packages of meat around the dog's neck. The man, who had been watching all of this, decided to follow the dog. It walked for several blocks and then walked up to a house and began to scratch at the door to be let in. As the owner opened the door, the man said to the owner, "That's a really smart dog you have there."

 

The owner said, "He's not really all that smart.

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.This is the second time this week he forgot his key."

[Super_Steve_Howey 0]

I wonder if there is a compensation scheme for the time wasted reading bad jokes?

 

[bobbyshinton 59]

I wonder if there is a compensation scheme for the time wasted reading bad jokes?

 

 

 

How the fuck do you think I feel?

 

I've got to search for them

 

Read them

 

Cut them

 

Paste them

 

and pretend I think they're funny.

 

Just so un grateful twats can ask "I wonder if there is a compensation scheme for the time wasted reading bad jokes? "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Tom 14023]

canny

[Magma 0]