Guest stevieintoon Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 (edited) I remember quite a while ago there were a lot of rumours about the lad. There's no doubting he's England's best player, but he had a shite few months if you remember rightly. I remember listening to Alan "JFT96" Green, on fivelive quite a long time ago, and he said something along the lines of "I can't say too much but something WILL come out in the press soon, potentially damaging to Steven, and which will explain his indifferent form." The rumours were that his lass, Alex Curran was humping one of Liverpool's biggest dealers, someone who had been supplying her with loads of charlie. She allegedly was caught humping him and someone else on camera, the NOTW still have this footage but for one reason or another, legal or pleas from Gerrard, it hasn't come out yet. The latest twist is the Liverpool captain is adamant he wants a move, but the drug baron, has threatened to kill Gerrard if he does move. It's the bairn I feel sorry for, yet another product of a Merseyside broken home. I hope Gerrard works this out, he's a miserable twat, but he seems to have his priorities right and isn't a bad lad. Edited March 14, 2007 by stevieintoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 (edited) "miserable twat"? Do you know him? He should just sign for a bigger club, like Spurs tbh Edited March 14, 2007 by Sima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Shearer Is God 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Rumour is aswel that the kid isnt his, its the drug barrons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 hence the recent chant: "Who's that cumming over your wife, is it a gangster ? is it a gangster"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micktoon 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 hence the recent chant: "Who's that cumming over your wife, is it a gangster ? is it a gangster"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 hence the recent chant: "Who's that cumming over your wife, is it a gangster ? is it a gangster"? I know I probably should be laughing but a lot of chants from fans are way too nasty. I feel sorry for the guy - he's not a "miserable twat", just a bit boring, but he seems like a decent person and I don't really know why he's with his girlfriend, but there goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest stevieintoon Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 hence the recent chant: "Who's that cumming over your wife, is it a gangster ? is it a gangster"? I know I probably should be laughing but a lot of chants from fans are way too nasty. I feel sorry for the guy - he's not a "miserable twat", just a bit boring, but he seems like a decent person and I don't really know why he's with his girlfriend, but there goes. Well the story goes she's WITH the dealer right now. Gerrard allegedly just wants away from Merseyside to forget about it all, and who could blame him? I wouldn't be surprised if he's not at Anfield next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7191 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 if i was him id kick her straight in the fanny, take my kids and fuck off to barca or real where any number of supermodels would be quite happy to shag him. She can shag pancake for a bit til he gets locked up or shot and then move back into her mams council house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 if i was him id kick her straight in the fanny, take my kids and fuck off to barca or real where any number of supermodels would be quite happy to shag him. She can shag pancake for a bit til he gets locked up or shot and then move back into her mams council house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Cannot stand Gerrard if I'm being honest, something about him that I just cannot stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3996 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 If this is true it will have a bad effect on LFC. Players might think twice about joining a club where they get you to sign a contract at the end of a gun barrell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 If this is true it will have a bad effect on LFC. Players might think twice about joining a club where they get you to sign a contract at the end of a gun barrell. Like we got Shearer to be our Luca Brasi to Michael Owen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 hence the recent chant: "Who's that cumming over your wife, is it a gangster ? is it a gangster"? That's superb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7191 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 if i was him id kick her straight in the fanny, take my kids and fuck off to barca or real where any number of supermodels would be quite happy to shag him. She can shag pancake for a bit til he gets locked up or shot and then move back into her mams council house. dont be taking the female moral high ground Hes out earning a living for his family, she spends his money and shags around behind his back. She needs taking down a peg or two. Id video tape myself giving her a dirty sanchez and then flog that video to the NOTW. See how she likes that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheInspiration 1 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 if i was him id kick her straight in the fanny, take my kids and fuck off to barca or real where any number of supermodels would be quite happy to shag him. She can shag pancake for a bit til he gets locked up or shot and then move back into her mams council house. dont be taking the female moral high ground Hes out earning a living for his family, she spends his money and shags around behind his back. She needs taking down a peg or two. Id video tape myself giving her a dirty sanchez and then flog that video to the NOTW. See how she likes that! Yeah, see how Gerrard likes it and also yourself when people laugh at you for it. Just kidding - I generally agree with what you're saying.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7191 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I meant me as in if i was gerarrd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 typical bindipper scouse slag. deserves everything she gets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 He did an interview with the Times magazine a fortnight ago and talked openly about life at home. How he'll let her watch I'm a celebrity and Big Brother so he can watch every live match without reproach. He's not likely to come out with the story even if it's true, but can't see him lying about her still living there and them being an item. Might as well get "Mug" tattooed on his heed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Gerrard was absolutely rubbish today against Villa. Walked around for half of the match with his hands on his hips. Didn't appeal for anything when his teammates were all shouting at the ref, distribution was poor; just looked completely uninterested. There's certainly something going on behind the scenes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 They're supposed to be getting wed in June an'all. Hope she has a wash beforehand like cos she looks like she needs one. yes...meow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 He did an interview with the Times magazine a fortnight ago and talked openly about life at home. How he'll let her watch I'm a celebrity and Big Brother so he can watch every live match without reproach. He's not likely to come out with the story even if it's true, but can't see him lying about her still living there and them being an item. Might as well get "Mug" tattooed on his heed. It's all about PR though isn't it. I can always tell the celebrity marriages in trouble, there the ones whrere they go on and on about how strong they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46176 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 They're supposed to be getting wed in June an'all. Hope she has a wash beforehand like cos she looks like she needs one. yes...meow Aye I thought the wedding was meant to still be on. If there's any truth in all the rumours he should just get rid asap and leave Liverpool for somewhere on the continent. Re nasty songs about footballers - I remember Kevin Phillips visibly wilting when the "Makin shagged your wife" chant went round SJP. Felt a bit sorry for him like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Re nasty songs about footballers - I remember Kevin Phillips visibly wilting when the "Makin shagged your wife" chant went round SJP. Felt a bit sorry for him like. You could have also substituted the 'Makin' bit with 'Milkman/Builder/the Dog'. Allegedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Why do people refer to her as gorgeous? She has a typical scouse orange bottle tan face if you ask me. http://www.ugoplayer.com/music/inmeburberrry.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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