bobbyshinton 59 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Might be the last for some time as I'm flying down to the smoke tomorrow When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex? "Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said "Oh, Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did you do that for?" . . . . . . . . . .. .. . . . . . . Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47572 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Huzzah! I like this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Haven't heard it in ages, oldie but a goodie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22650 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Are you expecting to stay in London with Meenzer then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6703 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 that's fucking class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bobbyshinton 59 Posted March 13, 2007 Author Share Posted March 13, 2007 Are you expecting to stay in London with Meenzer then? I'm a gentleman, I do not gossip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Quality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Lol that's a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 ...and was there one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 It was 'Check for Bees.' last time I heard it. But I'll take this Squirrel craic, like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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