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Anyway. If I'm so weird.

 

Would Jonny2J ever hug me flesh to flesh, like he has?

 

Would Paul Mosley spend hours and hours in the rain watching football with me?

 

Would NSG captain my 5 a side team and finish 2nd in our first season?

 

Would AndrewFlintoff from this very forum spend hours with me, qouting the Alan Partidge with me for hours on every away day?

 

Fuck me, i am weird tbh:D

 

People flock forum wide to see me marra:D

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Anyway. If I'm so weird.

 

Would Jonny2J ever hug me flesh to flesh, like he has?

 

Would Paul Mosley spend hours and hours in the rain watching football with me?

 

Would NSG captain my 5 a side team and finish 2nd in our first season?

 

Would AndrewFlintoff from this very forum spend hours with me, qouting the Alan Partidge with me for hours on every away day?

 

Fuck me, i am weird tbh:D

 

People flock forum wide to see me marra:D

 

 

When was I skipper?

 

And I got hoyed oot the team after we lost for the first time in our 8th game! :lol:

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Anyway. If I'm so weird.

 

Would Jonny2J ever hug me flesh to flesh, like he has?

 

Would Paul Mosley spend hours and hours in the rain watching football with me?

 

Would NSG captain my 5 a side team and finish 2nd in our first season?

 

Would AndrewFlintoff from this very forum spend hours with me, qouting the Alan Partidge with me for hours on every away day?

 

Fuck me, i am weird tbh:D

 

People flock forum wide to see me marra:D

 

Sigmund Freud would have a field day with this... :lol:

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Anyway. If I'm so weird.

 

Would Jonny2J ever hug me flesh to flesh, like he has?

 

Would Paul Mosley spend hours and hours in the rain watching football with me?

 

Would NSG captain my 5 a side team and finish 2nd in our first season?

 

Would AndrewFlintoff from this very forum spend hours with me, qouting the Alan Partidge with me for hours on every away day?

 

Fuck me, i am weird tbh:D

 

People flock forum wide to see me marra:D

 

Sigmund Freud would have a field day with this... :lol:

 

I'm emotionally malnourished :(

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Oh man, I'm in DEEP SHIT.

 

The guy who told me about the VIP forum is well pissed off.

 

Matt says:

wanker.

Matt says:

and you can feck reet off. all of a sudden i can understand why you're loathed and despised.

John says:

oh man, comedy gold.

John says:

Loathed and despiesed ?

Matt says:

ah cock off you daft twat.

John says:

mate, honestly ]

Matt says:

nah, feck off.

Matt says:

you get a lot out of that?

John says:

what, taking the piss out of a forum

Matt says:

you get a right kick out of those three or four replies?

John says:

Its hardly crossed me mind

Matt says:

i've been banned you cocking shit

John says:

Ah right. I didnt even mention you? So...

Matt says:

ha... nah, i aint been banned. but i owned up. why did you do it?

Matt says:

what the fuck is the point?

John says:

Cos im taking the piss out of a forum, because I think its funny. Nothing personal, but i think having a VIP is immensely funny. Honestly, its the most pretencious thing on the net Get over yourself mate, and don't be calling any names, you're making a twat of yourself.

Matt says:

couldnt give a shit buddy!

Matt says:

i'll call you anything i like.

John says:

go for it man

Matt says:

with a bit of luck, you'll feck off to toontastic for a while.

John says:

I have been for a while?

Matt says:

permanentely

John says:

Oh man,

John says:

You rock.

Matt says:

ah feck off

John says:

This convos going right on the net

John says:

 

Matt says:

you get kicks out of saying funny forums on other forums

Matt says:

wow - now THAT is immensely funny

Matt says:

oh, it hurts, oh the funniness

John says:

How old are you again marra>

John says:

14?

John says:

15?

Matt says:

like it matters?

John says:

Christ mate

Matt says:

you're supposed to be 19/20, out drinking and having a great laugh with your mates... yet you find a VIP forum hilariously 'immensely' funny. wow man! go you!!!

Matt says:

and now you're gonna go posting funny convos on the net!¬

Matt says:

wow!

John says:

I'm 21 in June. I don't inrink because my dad died of alcholism, i have a job, a mortgage and a car... i think my life is ok

Matt says:

move over peter kay tbh.

Matt says:

and yet you still find a VIP forum hilariously funny!

John says:

I do.

Matt says:

oh mate... you sad, sad character

John says:

 

John says:

GOLD

Matt says:

go on then... run along and post it up. i'm DYING to hear the responses

John says:

Oki

 

 

Will I have to change my number, will I have change my name?

 

This teenage mong from Yorkshires ganna dee us in MAN!

one of THE funniest things I've seen on the internet.

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Its nothing, its just a section for main page writers like myself, yorkie, ankdh, HTT, bobyule, jonny hall, and paul mosley and other writers can use to submit drafts for articles before we stick them on the main page. Both NSG and Rocker used to have access too when they wrote stuff.

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still have access NSG? I never see you there these days, and i would have thought that yorkie thought you weren't in it when he mentioned it.

 

yeah, im actually going to start writing again, ive just been snowed down with loads of uni work recently and haven't had much time/willpower to muster something up. However, super-article-tastic is on the way.

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You haven't written an article/whatever for donkeys, NSG. If you do have access, you should be booted. :lol:

 

 

Sorry fella, the auld degree is important though :(

 

Didn't realise how much work id actually have on this year,

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Its nothing, its just a section for main page writers like myself, yorkie, ankdh, HTT, bobyule, jonny hall, and paul mosley and other writers can use to submit drafts for articles before we stick them on the main page. Both NSG and Rocker used to have access too when they wrote stuff.

So a forum for someone that's from Hampshire and has seen the toon twice in his life and defines the word "gimp", someone from Leeds that ended up supporting the toon cos he had some dodgy LSD, someone from Saudi Arabia, who in fairness knows more than most of the cunts on there, someone that's my age who hadn't been to a home game till 1994, don't know bobyule, can't say nothing about jonnhall one of the best writers I've seen on the net, again Paul pisses black n white that much is evident, but fuckin hell I can't think of many people that are crying themselves to sleep about not being given an invite.

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You haven't written an article/whatever for donkeys, NSG. If you do have access, you should be booted. :lol:

 

 

Sorry fella, the auld degree is important though :(

 

Didn't realise how much work id actually have on this year,

 

Nah that's fine mate. Will be nice to see you contributing again!

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Its nothing, its just a section for main page writers like myself, yorkie, ankdh, HTT, bobyule, jonny hall, and paul mosley and other writers can use to submit drafts for articles before we stick them on the main page. Both NSG and Rocker used to have access too when they wrote stuff.

 

well theres seven good reasons to not be a member :lol:

 

 

:(

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You haven't written an article/whatever for donkeys, NSG. If you do have access, you should be booted. :lol:

 

 

Sorry fella, the auld degree is important though :(

 

Didn't realise how much work id actually have on this year,

 

Nah that's fine mate. Will be nice to see you contributing again!

 

 

:D

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Wait, thats the VIP forum?

 

Thats the writers forum man:D The VIP forums hidden away!

 

Any old fool can join the writers forum, you've got to be Jesus H Christ to apply for the V.I.P section.

 

 

Anyway, I'm bored of this.

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