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As much as I abhor violence of all kinds and would never advocate it's use in any form :baby: . Sounds like he needed a kicking.

 

We did worse than that. We found out that one the lasses keys opened his bedroom door so while he was out we went in and mixed up his lovingly alphabetised/colour co-ordinated CD, video, book, socks, shirts and tie collections. He went fucking mental :lol:

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As much as I abhor violence of all kinds and would never advocate it's use in any form :baby: . Sounds like he needed a kicking.

 

We did worse than that. We found out that one the lasses keys opened his bedroom door so while he was out we went in and mixed up his lovingly alphabetised/colour co-ordinated CD, video, book, socks, shirts and tie collections. He went fucking mental :lol:

 

 

That is way better. I love that imaginitive way of f*cking with people.

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I caame up as bagpipe maker...................

 

A bag full of wind which whines a lot?? They've got you to a tee tbh! :baby:

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I caame up as bagpipe maker...................

 

I'm sure you were at some point, you have done everything else..

 

not true

 

I still aspire to be "Hammer of the Scots" :baby::lol:

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I caame up as bagpipe maker...................

 

A bag full of wind which whines a lot?? They've got you to a tee tbh! :baby:

 

 

never been blown by a Scotchman in my life and I'll sue anyone who says I have.................

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I caame up as bagpipe maker...................

 

I'm sure you were at some point, you have done everything else..

 

not true

 

I still aspire to be "Hammer of the Scots" :baby::lol:

After meeting him as a young child? :lol:

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either a hunter.. http://www.davewatson.com/

 

a grown man who still plays out on his bike http://www.konaworld.com/66.cfm

 

or a cowboy poet... http://www.davewatsonpoetry.com/

 

or a "generalist, minimalist, pragmatist" http://www.davidwatson.org/

 

You're also one of the biggest tossers I've ever met.

 

(A bloke I lived with as a student nurse. The most anally retentive, patronising fuckwit I've ever had the misfortune to meet.)

 

www.newltd.co.uk/vacancy-details.asp?jobid=87 - 11k - :baby: smee

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