Deciphering drunk texts

[Walliver 0]

I got a message last night that said 'duckin jeffu me'. When I replied asking what it meant I was asked if I was going to a club (called Exodus). I don't want to bring it up with the sender because they probably won't remember what they were trying to say but I'm quite interested in trying to work it out.

 

I think the first word is fairly obvious as is the third (although it could be 'of' or 'off' or 'met' or...) but I have no idea what 'jeffu' is supposed to be. I've tried typing those letters in my phone but it doesn't come up with anything else. Any ideas?

[Magma 0]

find a word translator in google

Edited March 10, 2007 by Magma

[luckyluke 2]

Not drunken, but a friend of mine sends me quite long messages with no punctuation whatsoever, reading them is a nightmare.

[BlueStar 0]

I got a message last night that said 'duckin jeffu me'. When I replied asking what it meant I was asked if I was going to a club (called Exodus). I don't want to bring it up with the sender because they probably won't remember what they were trying to say but I'm quite interested in trying to work it out.

 

I think the first word is fairly obvious as is the third (although it could be 'of' or 'off' or 'met' or...) but I have no idea what 'jeffu' is supposed to be. I've tried typing those letters in my phone but it doesn't come up with anything else. Any ideas?

 

"Fuckin left me" with one too many presses on the EFG key?

[Walliver 0]

find a word translator in google

 

A word translator?

[Walliver 0]

I got a message last night that said 'duckin jeffu me'. When I replied asking what it meant I was asked if I was going to a club (called Exodus). I don't want to bring it up with the sender because they probably won't remember what they were trying to say but I'm quite interested in trying to work it out.

 

I think the first word is fairly obvious as is the third (although it could be 'of' or 'off' or 'met' or...) but I have no idea what 'jeffu' is supposed to be. I've tried typing those letters in my phone but it doesn't come up with anything else. Any ideas?

 

"Fuckin left me" with one too many presses on the EFG key?

 

Ooh, could be.

[luckyluke 2]

I got a message last night that said 'duckin jeffu me'. When I replied asking what it meant I was asked if I was going to a club (called Exodus). I don't want to bring it up with the sender because they probably won't remember what they were trying to say but I'm quite interested in trying to work it out.

 

I think the first word is fairly obvious as is the third (although it could be 'of' or 'off' or 'met' or...) but I have no idea what 'jeffu' is supposed to be. I've tried typing those letters in my phone but it doesn't come up with anything else. Any ideas?

 

"Fuckin left me" with one too many presses on the EFG key?

 

Ooh, could be.

 

Hoping it was a more, ahem, intimate verb?

[peasepud 59]

how come *insert name of random female board member here* has your mobile number?

[Walliver 0]

I got a message last night that said 'duckin jeffu me'. When I replied asking what it meant I was asked if I was going to a club (called Exodus). I don't want to bring it up with the sender because they probably won't remember what they were trying to say but I'm quite interested in trying to work it out.

 

I think the first word is fairly obvious as is the third (although it could be 'of' or 'off' or 'met' or...) but I have no idea what 'jeffu' is supposed to be. I've tried typing those letters in my phone but it doesn't come up with anything else. Any ideas?

 

"Fuckin left me" with one too many presses on the EFG key?

 

Ooh, could be.

 

Hoping it was a more, ahem, intimate verb?

 

The fact that she was texting to meet up with me at almost three - and not her boyfriend - is enough for me. If I hadn't been relaxing in a gentleman's way so soon before the text I think I could've got, ahem, intimate.