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It is lunchtime... :icon_lol:

 

what you having ??

 

A salmon fillet with pasta in a cream sauce with green beans, broccoli and carrots.

 

B)

 

impressive B)

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It is lunchtime... B)

 

what you having ??

 

A salmon fillet with pasta in a cream sauce with green beans, broccoli and carrots.

 

B)

 

Posh nosh! I'm having a tuna sandwich. I think I need a walk though, I've drank too much coffee and my left eyelid is twitching. :icon_lol:

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It is lunchtime... :icon_lol:

 

what you having ??

 

A salmon fillet with pasta in a cream sauce with green beans, broccoli and carrots.

 

B)

 

Complicated euphemism for a deep fried mars bar.

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Worst Friday ever. :icon_lol:

 

When I left work at 11.30am yesterday I had done the vast majority of my work.. came in this morning and it's carnage, bah frickin' humbug.. I want to skive. B)

 

Focusing on: bottle of wine tonight

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Don't you worry, I'll take care of it. :icon_lol:

 

 

Please do, I'm far too busy B)

 

I'm not going into theatres today, I've had enough of plastics. It's tedious and the surgeons (particuarly the registrars) are really up themselves. Got a bollocking for not turning up to the ward round (where I'm usually at the back of a parade of about 20 people and cannot see or hear anything anyway). Apparently I need to do it to 'endear myself to the surgical fraternity'. Oh fuck off.

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Don't you worry, I'll take care of it. :icon_lol:

 

 

Please do, I'm far too busy B)

 

I'm not going into theatres today, I've had enough of plastics. It's tedious and the surgeons (particuarly the registrars) are really up themselves. Got a bollocking for not turning up to the ward round (where I'm usually at the back of a parade of about 20 people and cannot see or hear anything anyway). Apparently I need to do it to 'endear myself to the surgical fraternity'. Oh fuck off.

 

You'll be your surgeons golf caddie soon.

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I'm not going into theatres today, I've had enough of plastics. It's tedious and the surgeons (particuarly the registrars) are really up themselves. Got a bollocking for not turning up to the ward round (where I'm usually at the back of a parade of about 20 people and cannot see or hear anything anyway). Apparently I need to do it to 'endear myself to the surgical fraternity'. Oh fuck off.

 

Welcome to the world of medicine petal. It's all about licking arses - so to speak :icon_lol:

 

Plastics bores me senseless as does orthopaedics unless it's a massive trauma case (which is just wrong as it means someones had a really bad accident B) )

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I'm not going into theatres today, I've had enough of plastics. It's tedious and the surgeons (particuarly the registrars) are really up themselves. Got a bollocking for not turning up to the ward round (where I'm usually at the back of a parade of about 20 people and cannot see or hear anything anyway). Apparently I need to do it to 'endear myself to the surgical fraternity'. Oh fuck off.

 

Welcome to the world of medicine petal. It's all about licking arses - so to speak :icon_lol:

 

 

 

Oh I know - but plastics seems to be far worse than any other speciality. Maybe it's just this department, but other specialities seem to be more welcoming and less highly brown nosing.

 

Plastics bores me senseless as does orthopaedics unless it's a massive trauma case (which is just wrong as it means someones had a really bad accident B)

 

I really enjoyed orthopaedics, seeing a hip replacement done in 20 minutes was one of the most violent, messy and fun things I've ever witnessed. And I know what you mean about enjoying trauma - when I did A&E I found myself wishing terrible things would happen to people so I could see them. B)

 

(didn't work though, most exciting I got was a dislocated elbow - my friend saw a bloke crushed by a forklift truck - no fair!)

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I really enjoyed orthopaedics, seeing a hip replacement done in 20 minutes was one of the most violent, messy and fun things I've ever witnessed. And I know what you mean about enjoying trauma - when I did A&E I found myself wishing terrible things would happen to people so I could see them. B)

 

(didn't work though, most exciting I got was a dislocated elbow - my friend saw a bloke crushed by a forklift truck - no fair!)

 

Think I've put this on here before but we had a bloke crushed by some logs falling off a fork-lift. Foot was hanging on by a piece of skin. All the bones, tendons and nerves had gone and it was a leeedle bit messy.

 

Hip replacements get boring after the first 10. Although seeing the patients awake while it's being done is always surreal :icon_lol:

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I'm not going into theatres today, I've had enough of plastics. It's tedious and the surgeons (particuarly the registrars) are really up themselves. Got a bollocking for not turning up to the ward round (where I'm usually at the back of a parade of about 20 people and cannot see or hear anything anyway). Apparently I need to do it to 'endear myself to the surgical fraternity'. Oh fuck off.

 

Welcome to the world of medicine petal. It's all about licking arses - so to speak :icon_lol:

 

 

 

Oh I know - but plastics seems to be far worse than any other speciality. Maybe it's just this department, but other specialities seem to be more welcoming and less highly brown nosing.

 

Plastics bores me senseless as does orthopaedics unless it's a massive trauma case (which is just wrong as it means someones had a really bad accident B)

 

I really enjoyed orthopaedics, seeing a hip replacement done in 20 minutes was one of the most violent, messy and fun things I've ever witnessed. And I know what you mean about enjoying trauma - when I did A&E I found myself wishing terrible things would happen to people so I could see them. B)

 

(didn't work though, most exciting I got was a dislocated elbow - my friend saw a bloke crushed by a forklift truck - no fair!)

 

Hip replacement are brutal like. I saw one once and was opened mouthed B) at the sight of the hammer and chissel, with my mask down. A fragment of bone flew into my mouth. Bizarrely, I swallowed. B)

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I'm not going into theatres today, I've had enough of plastics. It's tedious and the surgeons (particuarly the registrars) are really up themselves. Got a bollocking for not turning up to the ward round (where I'm usually at the back of a parade of about 20 people and cannot see or hear anything anyway). Apparently I need to do it to 'endear myself to the surgical fraternity'. Oh fuck off.

 

Welcome to the world of medicine petal. It's all about licking arses - so to speak :icon_lol:

 

 

 

Oh I know - but plastics seems to be far worse than any other speciality. Maybe it's just this department, but other specialities seem to be more welcoming and less highly brown nosing.

 

Plastics bores me senseless as does orthopaedics unless it's a massive trauma case (which is just wrong as it means someones had a really bad accident B)

 

I really enjoyed orthopaedics, seeing a hip replacement done in 20 minutes was one of the most violent, messy and fun things I've ever witnessed. And I know what you mean about enjoying trauma - when I did A&E I found myself wishing terrible things would happen to people so I could see them. B)

 

(didn't work though, most exciting I got was a dislocated elbow - my friend saw a bloke crushed by a forklift truck - no fair!)

 

Hip replacement are brutal like. I saw one once and was opened mouthed B) at the sight of the hammer and chissel, with my mask down. A fragment of bone flew into my mouth. Bizarrely, I swallowed. :yahoo:

B)

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I really enjoyed orthopaedics, seeing a hip replacement done in 20 minutes was one of the most violent, messy and fun things I've ever witnessed. And I know what you mean about enjoying trauma - when I did A&E I found myself wishing terrible things would happen to people so I could see them. B)

 

(didn't work though, most exciting I got was a dislocated elbow - my friend saw a bloke crushed by a forklift truck - no fair!)

 

Think I've put this on here before but we had a bloke crushed by some logs falling off a fork-lift. Foot was hanging on by a piece of skin. All the bones, tendons and nerves had gone and it was a leeedle bit messy.

 

Hip replacements get boring after the first 10. Although seeing the patients awake while it's being done is always surreal :icon_lol:

 

Don't know why you would want to be awake with that all that hammering going on down there.

 

Just re-read that - fnarr fnarr!

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