bobbyshinton 59 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds." When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly60 POUNDS! "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I was going to drop dead dat 3rd day." "From hunger, you mean?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "No, from fookin' skippin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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catmag 337 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 One of the better ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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