bobbyshinton 59 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 A man had great tickets for the Cup final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the cup final, the biggest sporting event in the UK and not use it?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour - to take the seat?" The man shakes his head... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "No. They're all at the funeral." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Older than Leazes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 Older than Leazes. bet you smiled though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Older than the first time Leazes claims to have watched us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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