Brock Manson 0 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 A duck goes into a bar and says to the bartender: "Got grapes?" "Nah sorry mate, no grapes here" the bartender replies. So the duck goes home, but comes back the next day. "Got grapes?" "No mate I told you yesterday; we don't do grapes here." So the duck goes home. Next day he comes back. "Got grapes?" The bartender gets annoyed. "Look, we don't do grapes and i'm sick of you asking if we do! If you come in here asking for grapes again I'm gonna nail your little webbed feet to the ground!" The duck is a bit intimidated by this, all he wanted was some grapes! Duck comes back the next day... "Got nails?" "No" "Got a hammer?" "No" "Got grapes?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 It's an old'un but a good'un snotmeagain though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 smeed that one before, only it was a rabbit and lettuce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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