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***Official Cricket World Cup 2007 thread***


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How the fuck are England still in with a chance of making it to the last 4 when they've been shite all the way through. What sort of a competition is this?

A one with a ridiculously convoluted format. SA have been pretty inconsistent to say the least and they're through to the semis if they win. The Windies have been even worse than us and they could still, in theory, make the last 4 too.

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"England win the toss and bat excruciatingly slowly in the Super 8 match against South Africa."

 

That's the sub-heading on the BBC Sport front page. I don't think I've ever seen a headline with "excruciatingly" in it before. :ok:

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Pietersen gets a laser stare from all 11 members of the South African side. In case you're unaware of the history behind this particular showdown, Pietersen left his homeland for England because of the quota system - South African rules state that no team can field more than three massive egos in any one match.

 

:ok: From the Beeb.

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41st over: Eng 136-8

Pollock in, and huge cheers as Monty drives him off the back foot for a single. Brief taster of the subject-lines in the emails now coming in: "Disgrace" (455), "Rubbish" (621), "I Sell You Viagra" (4,890 - I forgot to put Spam Manager on).

 

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