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UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE

Bamber Gascoigne : What was Ghandi's first name?

Contestant : Goosey, Goosey?

 

THE WEAKEST LINK

Anne Robinson : In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet?

Contestant : Jool carriageway.

 

Anne Robinson : Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius?

Contestant : Bombay .

 

Anne Robinson : What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes?

Contestant : Crocodiles.

Anne Robinson : Wh...?

Contestant (interrupting) : Pass!

 

Anne Robinson : In olden times, what were minstrels, travelling entertainers or chocolate salesmen?

Contestant : Chocolate salesmen.

 

Anne Robinson : The Bible, the New Testament. The Four Gospels were written by Matthew , Mark , Luke and...?

Contestant : (long pause) Joe ?

 

Anne Robinson : Who was a famous Indian leader, whose name begins with G, revered by millions, who was assassinated and received a state funeral?

Contestant : Geronimo !

 

NATIONAL LOTTERY JET SET

Eamonn Holmes : What's the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials G.B.S.?

Contestant : William Shakespeare .

 

CHRIS SEARLE SHOW, BBC BRISTOL

Searle : In which European country is Mount Etna ?

Caller : Japan .

Searle : I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.

Caller : Er... Mexico ?

 

FAMILY FORTUNES

1 ) Something a blind man might use? - A Sword

 

2 ) A song with the word Moon in the title? - Blue Suede Moon

 

3 ) Name the capital of France ? - F

 

4 ) Name a bird with a long Neck? - Naomi Campbell

 

5 ) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? - A burglar

 

6 ) Where is the Taj Mahal? - Opposite the Dental Hospital

 

7 ) What is Hitler 's first name? - Heil

 

8 ) A famous Scotsman? - Jock

 

9 ) Some famous brothers? - Bonnie and Clyde .

 

10 ) A dangerous race? - The Arabs

 

11 ) Something that floats in a bath? - Water

 

12 ) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? - A horse

 

13 ) Something you wear on a beach? - A deckchair

 

14 ) A famous Royal? - Mail

 

15 ) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? - A bicycle with wings

 

16 ) A famous bridge? - The Bridge Over Troubled Waters

 

17 ) Something a cat does? - Goes to the toilet

 

18 ) Something you do in the bathroom? - Decorate

 

19 ) A method of securing your home? - Put the kettle on

 

20 ) Something associated with pigs? - The Police

 

21 ) A sign of the Zodiac? - April

 

22 ) Something people might be allergic to? - Skiing

 

23 ) Something you do before you go to bed? - Sleep

 

24 ) Something you put on walls? - A roof

 

25 ) Something slippery? - A conman

 

26 ) A kind of ache? - A fillet of fish

 

27 ) A jacket potato topping? - Jam

 

28 ) A food that can be brown or white? - A potato

 

29 ) Something sold by gypsies? - Bananas

 

30 ) Something red? - My sweater

 

RADIO LINCS PHONE-IN

Presenter : Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?

Contestant : Barcelona .

Presenter : I was really after the name of a country.

Contestant : I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain .

 

STEVE WRIGHT SHOW, RADIO 2

Wright : On which continent would you find the River Danube?

Contestant : India .

 

Wright : What is the Italian word for motorway?

Contestant : Espresso.

 

Wright : What is the capital of Australia ? And it's not Sydney .

Contestant : Sydney .

 

THIS MORNING

Judy Finnegan : The American TV show 'The Sopranos' is about opera. True or false?

Contestant : True?

Judy Finnegan : No, actually, it's about the Mafia. But it is an American TV show,so I'll give you that.

 

BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE

Paul Wappat : How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and Israel last?

Contestant (after long pause) : Fourteen days.

 

BOB HOPE BIRTHDAY QUIZ, LBC

Presenter : Bob Hope was the fifth of how many sons?

Contestant : Four

 

BBC GMR, PHIL WOOD SHOW

Wood : What "K" could be described as the Islamic Bible?

Contestant : Er...

Wood : It's got two syllables... Kor...

Contestant : Blimey?

Wood : Ha ha ha ha no. The past participle of run...

Contestant : (Silence)

Wood : OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I...

Contestant : Walked?

 

DARYL 'S DRIVETIME, VIRGIN RADIO

Daryl Denham : In which country would you spend shekels?

Contestant : Holland ?

Daryl Denham : Try the next letter of the alphabet.

Contestant : Iceland ? Ireland ?

Daryl Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel ?

Contestant : No.

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