The Noelie and Leazes Mag Shagfest

[Tom 14020]

[LeazesMag 0]

.....put an end to LeazesMag's dogmatic persistance in his accusations, his questions, and his insistance that others know nothing about Newcastle United and he knows everything.

I have concluded that the best way to deal with the pedantic, self-congratulating, egotistical, image he portrays is to agree with all his proclamations and accusations.

 

 

Therefore, dear LeazesMag old chum;

 

I agree with you that I know nothing about the current board(and not a thing about previous boards).

I agree with you that I know very little about Newcastle United(after all what would a 74 year old know).

I agree with you that I am a KK wagon-jumper(but was that as a player or a manager).

I agree with you that I've known nothing since 1992(not sure why you're hung-up with '92 but that's OK).

I agree with you that I know nothing about the 50's. 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's(even late 40's & 2001-2-3-4-5-6-7)

I know nothing of Hilley & Penmam and those others you mentioned(and there's others I know nothing of).

I know nothing of people like Milburn, White, Robledo, Scoular, Wayman, Davies, Burton, Keeble, Stokoe, Suddick, McGrath, Bennett, Gowling, Natrass, Kennedy, Robson, Pearson(I must read the history books).

I agree with you that I have not seen many games(videos, streams, and the telly don't count as seen).

I agree with you that only people who watch games know anything(videos, streams, and telly don't count).

I agree with you that people who don't watch games can't know as much as people who do(ditto above).

I agree with you that I pretend to be a Newcastle supporter(good at it though especially with me shirt on)

I agree that you are the most knowledgable of Newcasle United affairs(my knowledge pales before yours).

I agree that you have been baiting me(some may think it's the other way round but what would they know).

I admit that I have referred to you as being stupid( shows how much I know doesn't it).

I have referred to your "inimitable style"(wonder what I meant by that)

 

Have I missed anything, I hope not as I've tried to cover all your dogma.

 

If you had not lied in the first place, you would have saved all this, chum

 

[Dr Gloom 22190]

this is what people are reduced to when they get into a 'debate' with leazesmag.

 

i've seen it happen to more than a few decent posters.

[AmericanMag 0]

I must admit that I am more than impressed with the amount of fight that Noelie has in him for being a 74 year old. My 78 year old grandfather doesn't know how to use his computer and if he did I don't think he would have the energy to get into "debates" of the magnitude these two have. I would say the same for Leazes but I don't know how old he is.

 

Good Job Noelie and Leazes!

[Jimbo 175]

Aye this is getting beyond a fucking joke tbh. spongebob had it spot on when he said it was "two bald men arguing over a comb". You'll be arguing over whose piss-stain on his y-fronts greater resembles a map of Africa next.

 

 

Two cheeks of the same backside tbh.

[Jusoda Kid 1]

Have to say I believe Leazes over this Yankee bloke, we all know americans are full of shit and this one in particular seems full to the brim with it.

[Noelie 103]

nr

 

 

Have I missed anything, I hope not as I've tried to cover all your dogma.

 

 

If you had not lied in the first place, you would have saved all this, chum

 

 

 

Ooops......sorry.....forgot to say I'm a liar!

 

And good for you Whacky Jnr.

[Magma 0]

What's happened, I don't understand the thread?

[newcastlebroon 0]

your 74?

[gram 0]

Have to say I believe Leazes over this Yankee bloke, we all know americans are full of shit and this one in particular seems full to the brim with it.

I, however, dont believe a word Leazes says. Blokes an idiot. Anyone with a modicum of social skill wouldn't keep on going like a retarded two year old. It's the fucking internet for heavens sake.

[newcastlebroon 0]

Have to say I believe Leazes over this Yankee bloke, we all know americans are full of shit and this one in particular seems full to the brim with it.

I, however, dont believe a word Leazes says. Blokes an idiot. Anyone with a modicum of social skill wouldn't keep on going like a retarded two year old. It's the fucking internet for heavens sake.

 

 

AGREED

[newcastlebroon 0]

my dads bigger than your dad

[LeazesMag 0]

my dads bigger than your dad

 

and Noelie's letters are bigger than everybody else's too

 

....... what's he trying to say

[LeazesMag 0]

Have to say I believe Leazes over this Yankee bloke, we all know americans are full of shit and this one in particular seems full to the brim with it.

I, however, dont believe a word Leazes says. Blokes an idiot. Anyone with a modicum of social skill wouldn't keep on going like a retarded two year old. It's the fucking internet for heavens sake.

 

You'll have to tell me what you don't believe then. Unless you're full of shit too.

[gram 0]

Have to say I believe Leazes over this Yankee bloke, we all know americans are full of shit and this one in particular seems full to the brim with it.

I, however, dont believe a word Leazes says. Blokes an idiot. Anyone with a modicum of social skill wouldn't keep on going like a retarded two year old. It's the fucking internet for heavens sake.

 

You'll have to tell me what you don't believe then. Unless you're full of shit too.

What? Obviously the nonsense you spout.

Easy bite that one

[LeazesMag 0]

Have to say I believe Leazes over this Yankee bloke, we all know americans are full of shit and this one in particular seems full to the brim with it.

I, however, dont believe a word Leazes says. Blokes an idiot. Anyone with a modicum of social skill wouldn't keep on going like a retarded two year old. It's the fucking internet for heavens sake.

 

You'll have to tell me what you don't believe then. Unless you're full of shit too.

What? Obviously the nonsense you spout.

Easy bite that one

 

What nonsense ?

 

You're a teacher aren't you Don't you want to learn anything

 

[newcastlebroon 0]

this thread is a proper snooze-fest

[AmericanMag 0]

And the American bashing is uncalled for...

[Sima 0]

Just died a little inside reading the last page

[newcastlebroon 0]

Just died a little inside reading the last page

[gram 0]

Have to say I believe Leazes over this Yankee bloke, we all know americans are full of shit and this one in particular seems full to the brim with it.

I, however, dont believe a word Leazes says. Blokes an idiot. Anyone with a modicum of social skill wouldn't keep on going like a retarded two year old. It's the fucking internet for heavens sake.

 

You'll have to tell me what you don't believe then. Unless you're full of shit too.

What? Obviously the nonsense you spout.

Easy bite that one

 

What nonsense ?

 

You're a teacher aren't you Don't you want to learn anything

 

Of course I want to learn. I continue to learn everyday. However, I was taught at University to use informed and reliable sources.

[Noelie 103]

 

 

noelie, what are you doing man.

 

 

Trying to show that LeazesMag is far from what he wants people to think he is, and that he goes on and on like a broken record, and will continue to do so if someone disagrees with his posts or points out that he is wrong.

His response to this post should prove my point.

[Tom 14020]

I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T F-O-R-U-M T-B-H

[peasepud 59]

What nonsense ?

 

You're a teacher aren't you Don't you want to learn anything

Of course I want to learn. I continue to learn everyday. However, I was taught at University to use informed and reliable sources.

 

oh no....

 

BIG mistake, fancy dan lecturers and all that

[sweetleftpeg 0]

Would anyone like to eat some Hedgehog?