Bu-Wangy!

[Guest Patrokles]

So this businessman is on a trip to China. First night, he's sat, lonely, in his hotel room; he's unattached back home and has been on the sake a little, so when there's a knock on his door from an attractive young prostitute, he's not going to say no to some light entertainment.

 

He turns all the lights out and they get down to it. They're banging for hours, and she seems to be really enjoying it- intermittently, she'll cry out 'Bu-Wangy! Bu-Wangy!' Bloody hell, the businessman thinks, I must be better than I remembered!.

 

Anyway, they finish up, she leaves, he tidies the room and gets a few hours' nap before meeting with his client for a leisurely round of golf. Now, the Chinese businessman he's meeting is shit-hot on the ol' links, and our hero is suitably impressed. He's not too au fait with the language, but wants to say something to show his appreciation without having to resort to the translator.

 

14th hole, and the Chinaman sinks a 60-yard putt. Suddenly, our guy has a flash of inspiration. 'BU-WANGY!,' he exclaims, awestruck, confident that this expression will illustrate how impressed he is. He gets a slightly odd look from his playing partners, but they don't say anything.

 

Next hole, and another member of the foursome chips delicately in from a difficult lie in the bunker. 'Bu-wangy!' says our business. And so on for the next couple of holes; whenever anyone plays a good shot, they're greeted by an enthusiastic 'bu-wangy!'

 

Eventually, the game is over, and they're sauntering back to the clubhouse. The client has a somewhat confused expression, however, and beckons the translator over. They converse for a few seconds, and the translator gingerly approaches the Western businessman.

 

'Hi,' he says. 'My client very much enjoyed your company and the game, but he's curious about something.'

 

'Oh?'

 

'He wants to know why you kept shouting, 'wrong hole, wrong hole!' all the time.'

[luckyluke 2]

 

Aha, that ol' golf-sex confusion. Classic.

[Magma 0]

Lol

[Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0]

Call me a cynical old misery but I'd guessed the punchline my the third paragraph.

[Gemmill 47572]

Heard it about 10 years ago.

[snakehips 0]

Two tv aerials got married.......

 

 

[Guest Patrokles]

I don't believe Bobby gets more than me, when I go to all the effort of narrating it all myself, etc, etc. SHAMEFUL.

[Bombadil 0]

I don't believe Bobby gets more than me, when I go to all the effort of narrating it all myself, etc, etc. SHAMEFUL.

 

For the record, it easily beats most of Bob's attempts. Not sure that's a compliment though.

[geordieshandy 0]

I don't believe Bobby gets more than me, when I go to all the effort of narrating it all myself, etc, etc. SHAMEFUL.

 

For the record, it easily beats most of Bob's attempts. Not sure that's a compliment though.

 

FOR SHAME.

 

Berb is a treasure, a toontastic treasure.