bobbyshinton 59 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 A Russian, an American, and a Mackem were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Mackem said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Mackem replied, . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . "We're not stupid, you know. we're going at night!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 That reminds me of when I was watching that Beauty and the Geek prog the other week. They asked the lass 'What is the Sun?' to which she answered 'It's a planet, it's just too hot to go to.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wez 0 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 best one of the week tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Given that saying "bloody foreigners" has now being upheld as criminally racist, I'm afriad I'll have to report this to the thought police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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