bobbyshinton 59 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know." The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to heaven. Again, there is the Lord there to great them with the same offer. The mice answer, "All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs and even women with brooms. Running, running, running; we're tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so we don't have to run anymore?" The Lord says, "Say no more," and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates. About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you got here?" The cat stretches and yawns and replies, "It is wonderful here. Better than I could have ever expected. And those . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 'Meals On Wheels' you've been sending by are spot on!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47675 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 That barely even qualifies as a punchline, Robert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Buddha on a Vespa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47675 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Buddha on a Vespa! These deities on wheels you're sending by are spot on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Buddha on a Vespa! These deities on wheels you're sending by are spot on! That smiley should be called 'chapeau'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 296 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Buddha on a Vespa! These deities on wheels you're sending by are spot on! Since when is Buddha a deity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47675 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Buddha on a Vespa! These deities on wheels you're sending by are spot on! Since when is Buddha a deity? Since when are you Captain Serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted February 28, 2007 Author Share Posted February 28, 2007 Cheers G man turned a crap joke into a two pager. Have you got the details on the new zip challenge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47675 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 After the last write-up I got for it, I'm ferked if I'm doing another one Shinton! "Superman accountant"!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted February 28, 2007 Author Share Posted February 28, 2007 After the last write-up I got for it, I'm ferked if I'm doing another one Shinton! "Superman accountant"!? What the fucks a matter with you? Not one mention of the wobbly lip, chins, bellies or legs. It was a good write up. I still receive enquiries about you from the length and breadth of the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47675 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 If anyone's looking for a "high-flying" accountant, tell them you know just the man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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