ChezGiven 0 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 An absolute nonsense idea. Why? The US get you to swear allegience to a flag ffs. Then again they dont have the same welfare state as we have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 27, 2007 Author Share Posted February 27, 2007 I agree with Brown. Does this only apply to non-EU immigrants though? No it just applies to 'wogs'....I think the Spanish and Italians are borderline. Fair enough. French and Germans won't bother, the benefits here and 'there' (Chez) are way too good. I know people here who haven't worked for 7 years and go to 'back to work' courses and read comics (or is it graphic novels). In France of course you don't even have to sign on, you just make a phone call and and tap in a code. Got a Canadian mate who moved to London last year and is still signing on in France. Serves the thick twats right imo. The French system is by far the easiest I've known people working in bars in Spain still signing on in France. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 (edited) 'French Immigration Doubles. Internet forum blamed.' Edited February 27, 2007 by Patrokles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 27, 2007 Author Share Posted February 27, 2007 'French Immigration Doubles. Internet forum blamed.' Parky and Chex held accountable for bringing chaos to the French Republique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14026 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Im off like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 27, 2007 Author Share Posted February 27, 2007 Most of the taxi wallahs here are either Nigerian or Ghanian and obviouly of Turkish origin. The Africans regularly ask me about England and the situation there (with wide £££ eyes) once I give them the low down, they realise how lucky they are here. Infact in Hamburg the state tops up their earnings if they have a slow month as long as the electronic meter (not sure how it works) has the required time/mileage on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15909 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Most of the taxi wallahs here are either Nigerian or Ghanian and obviouly of Turkish origin. The Africans regularly ask me about England and the situation there (with wide £££ eyes) once I give them the low down, they realise how lucky they are here. Infact in Hamburg the state tops up their earnings if they have a slow month as long as the electronic meter (not sure how it works) has the required time/mileage on it. And there was me scraping out an existence as a freelance translator. Mind, the Finanzamt haven't bothered to take my last batch of income tax yet, so it's swings and roundabouts... why, the interest alone will keep me in crisps for at least a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 I wonder what sort of 'test of German-ness' we could dream up? *insert cultural sterotype here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14026 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 (edited) Profile Flag Amended Edited February 27, 2007 by T-Keith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Profile Flag Amended Salut skiver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14026 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 come on people we are off! Aureviour Englaish Pig dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 27, 2007 Author Share Posted February 27, 2007 Most of the taxi wallahs here are either Nigerian or Ghanian and obviouly of Turkish origin. The Africans regularly ask me about England and the situation there (with wide £££ eyes) once I give them the low down, they realise how lucky they are here. Infact in Hamburg the state tops up their earnings if they have a slow month as long as the electronic meter (not sure how it works) has the required time/mileage on it. And there was me scraping out an existence as a freelance translator. Mind, the Finanzamt haven't bothered to take my last batch of income tax yet, so it's swings and roundabouts... why, the interest alone will keep me in crisps for at least a week. Send me an email regarding your terms Meenzer. I've sent you a pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15909 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 I wonder what sort of 'test of German-ness' we could dream up? *insert cultural sterotype here. - Do you relentlessly obey signs ordering you to keep off the grass, put your bins in the right place etc. and have no problem with castigating others for not doing so, but fail to understand the concept of forming an orderly queue? - Do you live in mortal fear of crossing a street on the red man even if there are no cars for miles around and there's tumbleweed rolling past? - Do you tolerate endless bureaucracy and form-filling even though you know most of it only exists because the government have employed far too many people in cushy job-for-life civil servant positions? - Do you put "Dr." in front of your name at all times even if you're not a medical doctor? Do you fail to see how ridiculous it is to put all of your titles in front of your name, even if it makes you a "Prof. Dr. Dr."? - Do you pay lip service to racial tolerance but think cartoons of Africans with big lips and bones through their noses are still perfectly OK? ...sorry, am I missing the point a bit? - Do you enjoy munching down on a big fat sausage? That's better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 27, 2007 Author Share Posted February 27, 2007 I wonder what sort of 'test of German-ness' we could dream up? *insert cultural sterotype here. - Do you relentlessly obey signs ordering you to keep off the grass, put your bins in the right place etc. and have no problem with castigating others for not doing so, but fail to understand the concept of forming an orderly queue? - Do you live in mortal fear of crossing a street on the red man even if there are no cars for miles around and there's tumbleweed rolling past? - Do you tolerate endless bureaucracy and form-filling even though you know most of it only exists because the government have employed far too many people in cushy job-for-life civil servant positions? - Do you put "Dr." in front of your name at all times even if you're not a medical doctor? Do you fail to see how ridiculous it is to put all of your titles in front of your name, even if it makes you a "Prof. Dr. Dr."? - Do you pay lip service to racial tolerance but think cartoons of Africans with big lips and bones through their noses are still perfectly OK? ...sorry, am I missing the point a bit? - Do you enjoy munching down on a big fat sausage? That's better. I always get tutting when I do this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 I wonder what sort of 'test of German-ness' we could dream up? *insert cultural sterotype here. - Do you relentlessly obey signs ordering you to keep off the grass, put your bins in the right place etc. and have no problem with castigating others for not doing so, but fail to understand the concept of forming an orderly queue? - Do you live in mortal fear of crossing a street on the red man even if there are no cars for miles around and there's tumbleweed rolling past? - Do you tolerate endless bureaucracy and form-filling even though you know most of it only exists because the government have employed far too many people in cushy job-for-life civil servant positions? - Do you put "Dr." in front of your name at all times even if you're not a medical doctor? Do you fail to see how ridiculous it is to put all of your titles in front of your name, even if it makes you a "Prof. Dr. Dr."? - Do you pay lip service to racial tolerance but think cartoons of Africans with big lips and bones through their noses are still perfectly OK? ...sorry, am I missing the point a bit? - Do you enjoy munching down on a big fat sausage? That's better. Perfect, Meenzer Merkel and Brown should compare notes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14026 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Zay come ovra heyre taykin our jobs and our benEEEfeeeets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 true story this, we've got an albanian lad who turns up at footy and he sponges off the social. all his money goes on the chiropracters and chinese medicine. shit at football as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22671 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 true story this, we've got an albanian lad who turns up at footy and he sponges off the social. all his money goes on the chiropracters and chinese medicine. shit at football as well. How much does the DSS pay him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 91 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 too f**king much. sponging bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 27, 2007 Author Share Posted February 27, 2007 too f**king much. sponging bastard. I thought the rules were that after a year you have to take a job they offer you or do community work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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