snakehips 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Toplass says she is lined up for a massage (may have to cancel though due to the lurgy). I have always wanted to have a massage as I really think it would be so relaxing. Anyway, Mrs hips, aware of my feelings, booked me a massage for my Christmas pressie. Thing is, I'm now unsure of going as the last thing I want is to be thought of as a dorty porv I want to go, but feel they will think I'm just an old porv. It's a bit like when I walked to my dad's house. I used to pass the junior school and in the good old days would love to watch the kids playing in the yard but I had to go a different route in recent years for fear of being labelled a porv Why has society done this?? I blame these internet sites; there's always some old porv spouting shite on them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I KNEW.... I just KNEW once you read about Toplass and the massage you'd start a thread on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I think the staff that work at spas are more than used to blokes going for a massage. I've seen blokes there before when I've been. Get yourself along man - it's lush! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Author Share Posted February 25, 2007 I KNEW.... I just KNEW once you read about Toplass and the massage you'd start a thread on it. I knew I would too!!! But I'm serious. I feel that if I go, they would just assume I was a perverted old twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 (edited) Mr Hips its not pervy or relaxing, it fcuking knacks! 1st time I ever had one I was nearly in tears it hurt so much. Im used to the pain now, but I never find massages relaxing, getting the twists out ya muscles etc hurts. Edited February 25, 2007 by Toplass-101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Snakey I warn you now it's not one of those knocking shop places you're used to were you pay for "extra." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Mr Hips its not pervy or relaxing, it fcuking knacks! 1st time I ever had one I was nearly in tears it hurt so much. Im used to the pain now, but I never find massages relaxing, getting the twists out ya muscles etc hurts. Depends what kind you have. Normal aromatherapy massages can be relaxing, but I had a deep tissue massage a few months ago and you could hear the knots crackling as they broke down. I was sore for days but definitely felt better for it. Eventually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Author Share Posted February 25, 2007 I think the staff that work at spas are more than used to blokes going for a massage. I've seen blokes there before when I've been. Get yourself along man - it's lush! That has reassured me. I did think that it would be mostly women who go. Mrs hips says that when she booked it, she insisted that it was a good looking female who did mine and the lady on the other end of the phone asked what type of woman did my wife think did them!!!! {not in the 'give us £10 for a hand-job type of way, but in 'do you think our masseuses are horror bags?' way} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Author Share Posted February 25, 2007 I was reassured and looking forward to going Now I read of excrutiating pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I was reassured and looking forward to going Now I read of excrutiating pain when are you going ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I was reassured and looking forward to going Now I read of excrutiating pain when are you going ? He's not now the big fanny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I was reassured and looking forward to going Now I read of excrutiating pain when are you going ? And where? Just remembered I've got a voucher still for The City Spa that I need to use by the end of March. Hmm.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Author Share Posted February 25, 2007 (edited) I was reassured and looking forward to going Now I read of excrutiating pain when are you going ? And where? Just remembered I've got a voucher still for The City Spa that I need to use by the end of March. Hmm.. The City Spa!!!!!!! Hey,,,,,,what if....... Only kidding. Relax I think she said Malmaison (sp). I guess it's an open booking to be used when I want. Edited February 25, 2007 by snakehips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellsy 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I do massages at every training session and game day. Thumbs of steal i have and if i got $5 for every massage i would be a millionare by now. I love rubbing out the corks in players as you get to see them in plenty of pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I was reassured and looking forward to going Now I read of excrutiating pain when are you going ? And where? Just remembered I've got a voucher still for The City Spa that I need to use by the end of March. Hmm.. The City Spa!!!!!!! Hey,,,,,,what if....... Only kidding. Relax I think she said Malmaison (sp). I guess it's an open booking to be used when I want. oh aye, ive heard that the one all the dodgey pervs go to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I was reassured and looking forward to going Now I read of excrutiating pain when are you going ? And where? Just remembered I've got a voucher still for The City Spa that I need to use by the end of March. Hmm.. The City Spa!!!!!!! Hey,,,,,,what if....... Only kidding. Relax I think she said Malmaison (sp). I guess it's an open booking to be used when I want. oh aye, ive heard that the one all the dodgey pervs go to Don't say that! That's the other one I go to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Author Share Posted February 25, 2007 I was reassured and looking forward to going Now I read of excrutiating pain when are you going ? And where? Just remembered I've got a voucher still for The City Spa that I need to use by the end of March. Hmm.. The City Spa!!!!!!! Hey,,,,,,what if....... Only kidding. Relax I think she said Malmaison (sp). I guess it's an open booking to be used when I want. oh aye, ive heard that the one all the dodgey pervs go to I'm sure they'll have room for one more then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Author Share Posted February 25, 2007 I do massages at every training session and game day. Thumbs of steal i have and if i got $5 for every massage i would be a millionare by now. I love rubbing out the corks in players as you get to see them in plenty of pain. You qualified? It sounds really good to me. In this day and age, there must be fairly good money to be made doing it professionally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Author Share Posted February 25, 2007 I was reassured and looking forward to going Now I read of excrutiating pain when are you going ? And where? Just remembered I've got a voucher still for The City Spa that I need to use by the end of March. Hmm.. The City Spa!!!!!!! Hey,,,,,,what if....... Only kidding. Relax I think she said Malmaison (sp). I guess it's an open booking to be used when I want. oh aye, ive heard that the one all the dodgey pervs go to Don't say that! That's the other one I go to! *whistles nonchalantly - trying to appear blase* When you next thinking of goin, Cath? Ever been in a sauna? (he asks, as he's never done that either) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I was reassured and looking forward to going Now I read of excrutiating pain when are you going ? And where? Just remembered I've got a voucher still for The City Spa that I need to use by the end of March. Hmm.. The City Spa!!!!!!! Hey,,,,,,what if....... Only kidding. Relax I think she said Malmaison (sp). I guess it's an open booking to be used when I want. oh aye, ive heard that the one all the dodgey pervs go to Don't say that! That's the other one I go to! *whistles nonchalantly - trying to appear blase* When you next thinking of goin, Cath? Ever been in a sauna? (he asks, as he's never done that either) My mate's grandma has a sauna in her house, we used to go round all the time when they were on holiday. Remember falling asleep in it once when I was pissed.... not good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Author Share Posted February 25, 2007 (edited) My mate's grandma has a sauna in her house, we used to go round all the time when they were on holiday. Remember falling asleep in it once when I was pissed.... not good. You and your mate in the sauna, eh? Nice You do know Meenzer, don't you! EDIT: It wasn't you I quoted the other day with 'my friend James' was it??????? Edited February 25, 2007 by snakehips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 My mate's grandma has a sauna in her house, we used to go round all the time when they were on holiday. Remember falling asleep in it once when I was pissed.... not good. You and your mate in the sauna, eh? Nice You do know Meenzer, don't you! EDIT: It wasn't you I quoted the other day with 'my friend James' was it??????? Not me and my mate man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellsy 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I do massages at every training session and game day. Thumbs of steal i have and if i got $5 for every massage i would be a millionare by now. I love rubbing out the corks in players as you get to see them in plenty of pain. You qualified? It sounds really good to me. In this day and age, there must be fairly good money to be made doing it professionally? Yeah, ive been doing it for 3 years now so all is well. I basically do it for a minimal fee over the year. But if i wanted to i could make probably a fair bit out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 I do massages at every training session and game day. Thumbs of steal i have and if i got $5 for every massage i would be a millionare by now. I love rubbing out the corks in players as you get to see them in plenty of pain. Typo tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 My mate's grandma has a sauna in her house, we used to go round all the time when they were on holiday. Remember falling asleep in it once when I was pissed.... not good. You and your mate in the sauna, eh? Nice You do know Meenzer, don't you! EDIT: It wasn't you I quoted the other day with 'my friend James' was it??????? Not me and my mate man. You and your mate's grandma used to like taking saunas together? Ewwww..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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