Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Was in there last night, fucking shithole tbh. The daft shite behind the bar made my snakebite with dry cider, what a numpty. Even the doorman looked like he should be working on the Waltzer. Can't see why you's lot rave on about it, full of ugly nurses and young doctors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 (edited) We sat down next to these two scruffy student birds sharing a bottle of bud and the cheeky bastards had the cheek to put a flyer on top of their bottle. Rophynoltastic, must have been my mates tash he's been growing for a laugh. The only cubicle is upstairs as well, no good to me Edited February 23, 2007 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42647 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 You and your mate must look like proper Harry Ramps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 You and your mate must look like proper Harry Ramps. Had to be his tash, he looks like a right fucking sex case, the cheap newcastle cap with the flat peak he was wearing for a pisstake probably didn't help. Me and the two others look pretty normal I reckon, well lets just say we've all always done alright for fanny.......must have been lesbians tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42647 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Me and the two others look pretty normal I reckon, well lets just say we've all always done alright for fanny....... Not when they stick a flyer over their bottle though. Scuppered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 Me and the two others look pretty normal I reckon, well lets just say we've all always done alright for fanny....... Not when they stick a flyer over their bottle though. Scuppered! Spill a drink over the pair of them whilst your mate does the deed in the commotion has always worked just fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Trent is shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Trent is a health hazard, isn't is Papa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42647 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Quality bar tbh. No frills and a bit scruffy, but decent music and close to the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 Quality bar for oddballs. One lass was sitting at the bar on her laptop FFS, was gonna ask her to google sad twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Quality bar for oddballs. One lass was sitting at the bar on her laptop FFS, was gonna ask her to google sad twat You sure it wasn't Gemmill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42647 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Clearly had problems being seen over the bar tbh. We used to get a midget coming in Bliss when I worked there. Fucking hilarious when he was pissed on the dancefloor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Trent is a health hazard, isn't is Papa? I should have sued them! Me and the other bloke who went arse over tit before i did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FCUM 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 My dear old mother was shopping in the town yesterday with one of her friends from the pensioners club and they decided to go in the Trent for a bottle of bud. Anyways, whilst they were in there, two charvas (one wearing a silly hat) tried to chat them up. The old dear is a bit deaf and dumb now so she pulled out a leaflet she keeps in her handbag to tell people she's a deaf and dumb and put it on top of the bottle so they could see it. Silly buggers thought she was doing it to stop them slipping something in her drink Strange pub, she won't be going back there in a hurry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20421 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 My dear old mother was shopping in the town yesterday with one of her friends from the pensioners club and they decided to go in the Trent for a bottle of bud. Anyways, whilst they were in there, two charvas (one wearing a silly hat) tried to chat them up. The old dear is a bit deaf and dumb now so she pulled out a leaflet she keeps in her handbag to tell people she's a deaf and dumb and put it on top of the bottle so they could see it. Silly buggers thought she was doing it to stop them slipping something in her drink Strange pub, she won't be going back there in a hurry That didn't happen, did it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9577 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 My dear old mother was shopping in the town yesterday with one of her friends from the pensioners club and they decided to go in the Trent for a bottle of bud. Anyways, whilst they were in there, two charvas (one wearing a silly hat) tried to chat them up. The old dear is a bit deaf and dumb now so she pulled out a leaflet she keeps in her handbag to tell people she's a deaf and dumb and put it on top of the bottle so they could see it. Silly buggers thought she was doing it to stop them slipping something in her drink Strange pub, she won't be going back there in a hurry That didn't happen, did it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 89 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 (edited) My dear old mother was shopping in the town yesterday with one of her friends from the pensioners club and they decided to go in the Trent for a bottle of bud. Anyways, whilst they were in there, two charvas (one wearing a silly hat) tried to chat them up. The old dear is a bit deaf and dumb now so she pulled out a leaflet she keeps in her handbag to tell people she's a deaf and dumb and put it on top of the bottle so they could see it. Silly buggers thought she was doing it to stop them slipping something in her drink Strange pub, she won't be going back there in a hurry That didn't happen, did it? lol excellent Edited February 23, 2007 by zico martin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Lazaru 0 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 My dear old mother was shopping in the town yesterday with one of her friends from the pensioners club and they decided to go in the Trent for a bottle of bud. Anyways, whilst they were in there, two charvas (one wearing a silly hat) tried to chat them up. The old dear is a bit deaf and dumb now so she pulled out a leaflet she keeps in her handbag to tell people she's a deaf and dumb and put it on top of the bottle so they could see it. Silly buggers thought she was doing it to stop them slipping something in her drink Strange pub, she won't be going back there in a hurry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15115 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 My dear old mother was shopping in the town yesterday with one of her friends from the pensioners club and they decided to go in the Trent for a bottle of bud. Anyways, whilst they were in there, two charvas (one wearing a silly hat) tried to chat them up. The old dear is a bit deaf and dumb now so she pulled out a leaflet she keeps in her handbag to tell people she's a deaf and dumb and put it on top of the bottle so they could see it. Silly buggers thought she was doing it to stop them slipping something in her drink Strange pub, she won't be going back there in a hurry That didn't happen, did it? lol excellent Oh deeeear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio 0 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 My dear old mother was shopping in the town yesterday with one of her friends from the pensioners club and they decided to go in the Trent for a bottle of bud. Anyways, whilst they were in there, two charvas (one wearing a silly hat) tried to chat them up. The old dear is a bit deaf and dumb now so she pulled out a leaflet she keeps in her handbag to tell people she's a deaf and dumb and put it on top of the bottle so they could see it. Silly buggers thought she was doing it to stop them slipping something in her drink Strange pub, she won't be going back there in a hurry That didn't happen, did it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Must admit I like spit and sawdust bars but the staff are a bit dim like....and the treck to the bogs is a health hazard if you've had one too many Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 It's a bit grotty for my liking to be honest. It's uncomfortably busy on a matchday. I'd prefer a drink somewhere nicer before the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 It's a bit grotty for my liking to be honest. It's uncomfortably busy on a matchday. I'd prefer a drink somewhere nicer before the game. ooohhh...dissent amongst the clique !!!!! poll for a new pre match bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10430 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 the clique? you kidding? I'm not cliqueyfied yet, there are no chortleworthy in jokes yet. just fatjokes but I'd suggest a different barif for no other reason than it would bother Scott some, and that's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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