bobbyshinton 59 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!" The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun was loaded with blanks" she said. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "I had to beat him to death with the chair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bobbyshinton 59 Posted February 22, 2007 Author Share Posted February 22, 2007 Christ Shinton, get some new material ffs! language lets hear one from you M. My dog has no nose. Y. How does it smell? M. Awful. Alright for you? good clean fun. It did not take long and I'm sure someone smiled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Christ Shinton, get some new material ffs! language lets hear one from you M. My dog has no nose. Y. How does it smell? M. Awful. Alright for you? good clean fun. It did not take long and I'm sure someone smiled. but had you heard it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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