Meenzer 15869 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 1. Pushing buttons on a till 2. Data entry at a market research place 3. Financial translation (full-time) 4. Financial translation (freelance) 5. Financial translation (full-time but working from home) Variety is the spice of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10017 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 (edited) 1 Lumberjack 2 Assembly line worker for company producing all sort of plastic stuff 3 Office monkey in an accounts department of a hospital 4 As a trainee: Civil law court judge, Prosecution service, Administration court judge, Law firm 5 Assistant lecturer Civil law and History of law [6 Currently applying for a job as a boss of a research institute] I don't get it......as a trainee, how do you sit as a judge? I just imagine Wolfy sat there in his high chair and rattle. Our system is totally different to the English. Between the first and second state exams you do various stages for a couple of months each. At civil law court you are associated to a senior judge and are mostly writing decisions, but normally at least once also sitting as a judge under the guidance of a senior judge. And lumberjack was cool. I did it during school holidays when I was 16-18. I am fully awary that it's difficult to visualize (apart from the Monty Python associations of course)... Edited February 21, 2007 by Isegrim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 296 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Theatre Usher Groundskeeper KFC Waiter Retail Cashier/stocker Library Circulation Library Paging Library Fines Mail order processor Clerical Office support drone (worst of the lot, but best pay. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 1 Lumberjack 2 Assembly line worker for company producing all sort of plastic stuff 3 Office monkey in an accounts department of a hospital 4 As a trainee: Civil law court judge, Prosecution service, Administration court judge, Law firm 5 Assistant lecturer Civil law and History of law [6 Currently applying for a job as a boss of a research institute] I don't get it......as a trainee, how do you sit as a judge? I just imagine Wolfy sat there in his high chair and rattle. Our system is totally different to the English. Between the first and second state exams you do various stages for a couple of months each. At civil law court you are associated to a senior judge and are mostly writing decisions, but normally at least once also sitting as a judge under the guidance of a senior judge. And lumberjack was cool. I did it during school holidays when I was 16-18. I am fully awary that it's difficult to visualize (apart from the Monty Python associations of course)... I find it very easy to visualise actually....you're like some sort of Mr Magoo with an axe and you go round chopping the wrong trees down onto cars etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10017 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 1 Lumberjack 2 Assembly line worker for company producing all sort of plastic stuff 3 Office monkey in an accounts department of a hospital 4 As a trainee: Civil law court judge, Prosecution service, Administration court judge, Law firm 5 Assistant lecturer Civil law and History of law [6 Currently applying for a job as a boss of a research institute] I don't get it......as a trainee, how do you sit as a judge? I just imagine Wolfy sat there in his high chair and rattle. Our system is totally different to the English. Between the first and second state exams you do various stages for a couple of months each. At civil law court you are associated to a senior judge and are mostly writing decisions, but normally at least once also sitting as a judge under the guidance of a senior judge. And lumberjack was cool. I did it during school holidays when I was 16-18. I am fully awary that it's difficult to visualize (apart from the Monty Python associations of course)... I find it very easy to visualise actually....you're like some sort of Mr Magoo with an axe and you go round chopping the wrong trees down onto cars etc. They didn't let me chop trees. I've planted a couple of thousands though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 (edited) 1. Paperboy 2. Sainsbury's Local customer assistant 3. Wine Rack (Threshers sort of thing) Impressive list, is it not? Edited February 21, 2007 by Tecato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47084 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 1 Lumberjack 2 Assembly line worker for company producing all sort of plastic stuff 3 Office monkey in an accounts department of a hospital 4 As a trainee: Civil law court judge, Prosecution service, Administration court judge, Law firm 5 Assistant lecturer Civil law and History of law [6 Currently applying for a job as a boss of a research institute] I don't get it......as a trainee, how do you sit as a judge? I just imagine Wolfy sat there in his high chair and rattle. Our system is totally different to the English. Between the first and second state exams you do various stages for a couple of months each. At civil law court you are associated to a senior judge and are mostly writing decisions, but normally at least once also sitting as a judge under the guidance of a senior judge. And lumberjack was cool. I did it during school holidays when I was 16-18. I am fully awary that it's difficult to visualize (apart from the Monty Python associations of course)... I find it very easy to visualise actually....you're like some sort of Mr Magoo with an axe and you go round chopping the wrong trees down onto cars etc. They didn't let me chop trees. I've planted a couple of thousands though... They wouldn't let you chop down trees?? Were you a special needs lumberjack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 1.Burger King 2.Solicitor-monkey On the SMO fanny-scale, neither stacks up particularly well. Pulled wor lass in the second job, but thats not saying much as you'd not touch anything at BK with a ten foot barge pole. A ten foot barge pole being quite appt as well. Reminds me of when Luke, Greg, Norman and me were down your way after the Man U game. Greg asking you every 2 minutes, 'So mate, your a Lawyer you say?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 1.Burger King 2.Solicitor-monkey On the SMO fanny-scale, neither stacks up particularly well. Pulled wor lass in the second job, but thats not saying much as you'd not touch anything at BK with a ten foot barge pole. A ten foot barge pole being quite appt as well. Reminds me of when Luke, Greg, Norman and me were down your way after the Man U game. Greg asking you every 2 minutes, 'So mate, your a Lawyer you say?' He was going on so much I had to have that bouncer remove him in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 1.Burger King 2.Solicitor-monkey On the SMO fanny-scale, neither stacks up particularly well. Pulled wor lass in the second job, but thats not saying much as you'd not touch anything at BK with a ten foot barge pole. A ten foot barge pole being quite appt as well. Reminds me of when Luke, Greg, Norman and me were down your way after the Man U game. Greg asking you every 2 minutes, 'So mate, your a Lawyer you say?' He was going on so much I had to have that bouncer remove him in the end. He tried going back, and now has a ban for life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Floorman/sales on womens fashion shows all over the country Admin Monkey for benefits Agency Picture Framer/Workshop Manager for a firm of pubfitters Mechanical Adjuster at a paper factory Admin Monkey for CSA BT call centre monkey, done a week after the training then fucked off Mac Operator/Graphic designer Full time house husband The last one is by far the most challenging When I look at it like that, Boy have i fucked my life up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22409 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Paperboy Petrolstation gadgee Indie popstar Despatch rider Despatch controller Office Manager Operations Manager Company Owner Damn You Thatcher Office Manager Operations Manager Area Manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 1, Apprentice Electrical Engineer. 2, Electrical Engineer. Boring eh ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Cabin boy Paper boy Shop Asst Delivery Van (Electrical goods) Insulation cutter for offshore oil company Balloon Act Researcher UK manager UK Team Leader European Manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Cabin boy Paper boy Shop Asst Delivery Van (Electrical goods) Insulation cutter for offshore oil company Balloon Act Researcher UK manager UK Team Leader European Manager. Barca? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg 6 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 (edited) 1.Burger King 2.Solicitor-monkey On the SMO fanny-scale, neither stacks up particularly well. Pulled wor lass in the second job, but thats not saying much as you'd not touch anything at BK with a ten foot barge pole. A ten foot barge pole being quite appt as well. Reminds me of when Luke, Greg, Norman and me were down your way after the Man U game. Greg asking you every 2 minutes, 'So mate, your a Lawyer you say?' He was going on so much I had to have that bouncer remove him in the end. I've got a worse memory than a fish after I've had a few pints tbh. But I've got a good enough memory to remember that it was Man City and not Man United! Edited February 21, 2007 by Greg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 1. Paper Boy 2. Electrical Sales Shop Assistant 3. Theatre Usher 4. Lecturer's Assistant (couple of summers whilst at Uni) 5. Life Assurance Clerical Officer - processing tax exemption certificates for personal pensions (ooh, exciting. Not. ) 6. Sales Officer - GE Lighting. Anyone want to buy an batch of fluorescent lamps? 7. Executive PA for head of a Housing Association in London 8. Telesales - anyone want a Tolley's manual on 28-day no-obligation approval? Nah. Didn't think so. 9. University Research Assistant 10. Shop Assistant in a 24 hour store - only got threatened with a knife just the once. Disappointing, that. 11. Housing Officer - got several death threats, so much more satisfying. 12. Policy Officer - local authority housing department 13. Housing & Regeneration Consultant 14. Freelance Consultant 15. Policy Director Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rikko 20 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 1. Paperboy 2. Univeristy Research Assistant 3. Systems/Safety Engineer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 1. Rent boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 1. Rent boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Theatre Usher Groundskeeper KFC Waiter Retail Cashier/stocker Library Circulation Library Paging Library Fines Mail order processor Clerical Office support drone (worst of the lot, but best pay. ) Sound like jobs for those detained in jaol, especially the first three!! Zath = former inmate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 1. Bar-man at the Kings Head. 2. Warehouse assistant is probably the best term for it, at Jarreds in Middlesbrough, who supply office equipment. 3. Kirby Hoovers (same as SMO!!) I quit after one day, it was utter shit. 4. Landscape gardener Got a job interview tomorrow for some Graduate Management thing at Tesco. The job does nothing for me to be honest, I never had any plans of going into retail but I just applied for a load of graduate jobs in desperation. Got through 2 stages already, the final stage is tomorrow which is an all day Assessment Centre and interview. For now the bank balance speaks louder than any other concerns, need the money. I'll blag it. Newton-under-Roseberry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 296 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Theatre Usher Groundskeeper KFC Waiter Retail Cashier/stocker Library Circulation Library Paging Library Fines Mail order processor Clerical Office support drone (worst of the lot, but best pay. ) Sound like jobs for those detained in jaol, especially the first three!! Zath = former inmate. Working in the theatre was canny, actually. I got to see all the operas for free. INstead of paying $100 to see them once, I got paid twice that to see them several times. KFC was right shitty, but only lasted a few weeks. The groundskeeping job was actually ok, since all I did was listen to music all day on headphones whilst mowing grass/spraying weeds etc, but the pay was lousy. Working at the library was a great job during school. I worked at the University library, so I had to do very little actual work and got my schoolwork done while getting paid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thompson 0 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 1.Burger King 2.Solicitor-monkey On the SMO fanny-scale, neither stacks up particularly well. Pulled wor lass in the second job, but thats not saying much as you'd not touch anything at BK with a ten foot barge pole. A ten foot barge pole being quite appt as well. Reminds me of when Luke, Greg, Norman and me were down your way after the Man U game. Greg asking you every 2 minutes, 'So mate, your a Lawyer you say?' He was going on so much I had to have that bouncer remove him in the end. I've got a worse memory than a fish after I've had a few pints tbh. But I've got a good enough memory to remember that it was Man City and not Man United! Fuck off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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