Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Seen a good trick at the weekend called the 'three man lift'. Has anyone seen it done before or had anyone do it to them? It's fucking hilarious for non-participants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Seen a good trick at the weekend called the 'three man lift'. Has anyone seen it done before or had anyone do it to them? It's fucking hilarious for non-participants 22324[/snapback] And a painful arsehole for one of the participants???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 10 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Maybe two sore arseholes ? There is three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 Just managed to find this picture to give you some idea how it works, only on this photo it looks like the forfeit maybe getting a drink poured down your throat. What you do is find someone gourmless, preferably someone you don't like then convince them that if they lie on the floor with a bloke either side of them (linking), that another man/woman in your party is strong enough to lift the three of them at once. Once lying on the floor between the other two it's impossible for them to move, rendering them helpless. Our version wasn't quite so pretty as the one in the photo and involved one of the lads dropping his strides and rubbing his sweaty arse and balls in the unfortunate middle mans face, about 15 times. We'd been on the drink all day as well, the lad in question ran to the toilet and was sick in disgust, i was nearly sick laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Sounds a bit bent to me like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Perhaps it would be better explained in the form of a poem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Just managed to find this picture to give you some idea how it works, only on this photo it looks like the forfeit maybe getting a drink poured down your throat. What you do is find someone gourmless, preferably someone you don't like then convince them that if they lie on the floor with a bloke either side of them (linking), that another man/woman in your party is strong enough to lift the three of them at once. Once lying on the floor between the other two it's impossible for them to move, rendering them helpless. Our version wasn't quite so pretty as the one in the photo and involved one of the lads dropping his strides and rubbing his sweaty arse and balls in the unfortunate middle mans face, about 15 times. We'd been on the drink all day as well, the lad in question ran to the toilet and was sick in disgust, i was nearly sick laughing. 22352[/snapback] 15 times? ........fifteen times? Don't take this the wrong way but...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Just managed to find this picture to give you some idea how it works, only on this photo it looks like the forfeit maybe getting a drink poured down your throat. What you do is find someone gourmless, preferably someone you don't like then convince them that if they lie on the floor with a bloke either side of them (linking), that another man/woman in your party is strong enough to lift the three of them at once. Once lying on the floor between the other two it's impossible for them to move, rendering them helpless. Our version wasn't quite so pretty as the one in the photo and involved one of the lads dropping his strides and rubbing his sweaty arse and balls in the unfortunate middle mans face, about 15 times. We'd been on the drink all day as well, the lad in question ran to the toilet and was sick in disgust, i was nearly sick laughing. 22352[/snapback] Now then, who off this board readily springs to mind? Oh, and just in case you hadn't noticed - Owen had agreed to join us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 Just managed to find this picture to give you some idea how it works, only on this photo it looks like the forfeit maybe getting a drink poured down your throat. What you do is find someone gourmless, preferably someone you don't like then convince them that if they lie on the floor with a bloke either side of them (linking), that another man/woman in your party is strong enough to lift the three of them at once. Once lying on the floor between the other two it's impossible for them to move, rendering them helpless. Our version wasn't quite so pretty as the one in the photo and involved one of the lads dropping his strides and rubbing his sweaty arse and balls in the unfortunate middle mans face, about 15 times. We'd been on the drink all day as well, the lad in question ran to the toilet and was sick in disgust, i was nearly sick laughing. 22352[/snapback] 15 times? ........fifteen times? Don't take this the wrong way but...... 22414[/snapback] Wasn't counting but it was around there. He had to fuck off after that as all he could smell was sweaty arse and balls from then on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 Perhaps it would be better explained in the form of a poem? 22373[/snapback] He questioned the man's ability He doubted he had the knack But before he knew it He was on the floor With a face full of balls and crack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Perhaps it would be better explained in the form of a poem? 22373[/snapback] He questioned the man's ability He doubted he had the knack But before he knew it He was on the floor With a face full of balls and crack 22519[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyer's Wages 0 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Perhaps it would be better explained in the form of a poem? 22373[/snapback] He questioned the man's ability He doubted he had the knack But before he knew it He was on the floor With a face full of balls and crack 22519[/snapback] 22520[/snapback] I'm glad I don't drink where you do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 You a rugby player by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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