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**MICHAEL OWEN SIGNS FOR NEWCASTLE!**


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Although Michael Owen has decided to decline a move to Newcastle, we would like to assure the fans that we did try our real hardest to astound them by getting them. This, we hope, will satisfy them for another year. For the record, Owen stated that whilst impressed with the club's set up but he was not prepared to play for a 'fizzy-pop' league team.

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"Yes. I am please to announce I will be joining Newcastle. It is the only club for me. I really want to work with Souness"

 

Michael, what happened to your head?

 

(Furtive whispering)

 

"I believe it was a boaking accident."

 

(clunk-click)

 

"I now have to leave."

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'After hours of talking with Michael, in which he's done much soul searching, we've decided to withdraw our £17m offer...'

 

Or something close to that.

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"... we have other targets on our list and, with 38 hours left before the close of the transfer window, its early days yet."

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"Yes. I am please to announce I will be joining Newcastle.  It is the only club for me. I really want to work with Souness"

 

Michael, what happened to your head?

 

(Furtive whispering)

 

"I believe it was a boaking accident."

 

(clunk-click)

 

"I now have to leave."

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:D:D:(<_<B)B):rolleyes:

 

Class!

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'After hours of talking with Michael, in which he's done much soul searching, we've decided to withdraw our £17m offer...'

 

Or something close to that.

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"... we have other targets on our list and, with 38 hours left before the close of the transfer window, its early days yet."

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Or:

 

"... we have other targets on our list and, with 38 days left before the close of the transfer window, its early days yet."

 

"What, 38 hours? When was this decided? Oh, shit."

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On ssn now, Liverpool have offered a years loan followed by an 8 million pound price tag in a years time.

 

Real Madrid are saying no chance to Liverpools offer.

 

Looks like owen will have to call real madrids bluff, turn us down and sit on the bench to stand a chance of going to Liverpool.

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"Yes. I am please to announce I will be joining Newcastle.  It is the only club for me. I really want to work with Souness"

 

Michael, what happened to your head?

 

(Furtive whispering)

 

"I believe it was a boaking accident."

 

(clunk-click)

 

"I now have to leave."

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:D

 

ive gotta be honest i dont think i want owen to sign. 17 million pound that wont make any difference to the team. :D

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Shearer got drunk and made a pass at him didn't he?

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Owen's pregnant with Shearer's child.

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you think thats the pleasant surprise FFS was talking about? perhaps we've got the kid on a precontractual agreement. thinking for the future as ever!

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Shearer got drunk and made a pass at him didn't he?

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Owen's pregnant with Shearer's child.

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Someone needs to make a smilie where coffee is spat out before laughter. :D

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