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My Technical consultant called the offfice today and says, "I'll not be coming into work today, I'm sick, I have a headache, stomach ache, my legs hurt, I can't come into work."

 

I says, "You know something, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

 

Two hours later He calls again. "I did what you said, I feel great. I be in work soon.

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Why did the Chicken cross the playground?

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To get to the other slide

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Ok, Ill see you a:

 

Why did the Chicken cross the playground?

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Ok, Ill see you a:

 

Why did the Chicken cross the playground?

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Q. Why did the Accountant cross the road?

A. To bore the people on the other side!

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And while talking about accountants ( I do not think I know one G)

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Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?

A: When he realises he does not have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

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Q. Why do audit firms only have 10 minute coffee breaks?

A. If the breaks were longer, they'd have to retrain all the staff.

 

lets hear it G man