Renton 22430 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Spare a thought for Alex's lass btw. The joy of finishing work on a Friday no longer exists for her. He'll be on the plane this moment rubbing his hands together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22430 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Went back into work this morning having been off sick the first three days of this week, and having gone all the way up to Dundee for a meeting yesterday even though I felt like shite. Big mistake. You see I woke up this morning, performed a technicolour yawn down the lavvy pan, then had the most exquisite diarrhoea known to man or beast, but still dragged my sorry, liquid-producing arse into work at 10 o clock. Sat at my desk, stared at the screen for about half an hour, thought "fuck it" and decided to come home. So that's ANOTHER weekend written off, I guess. Colleagues poisoning you I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47119 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Went back into work this morning having been off sick the first three days of this week, and having gone all the way up to Dundee for a meeting yesterday even though I felt like shite. Big mistake. You see I woke up this morning, performed a technicolour yawn down the lavvy pan, then had the most exquisite diarrhoea known to man or beast, but still dragged my sorry, liquid-producing arse into work at 10 o clock. Sat at my desk, stared at the screen for about half an hour, thought "fuck it" and decided to come home. So that's ANOTHER weekend written off, I guess. If you're sick on a weekend, your employer owes you those days back. That's one of the rules I live by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Went back into work this morning having been off sick the first three days of this week, and having gone all the way up to Dundee for a meeting yesterday even though I felt like shite. Big mistake. You see I woke up this morning, performed a technicolour yawn down the lavvy pan, then had the most exquisite diarrhoea known to man or beast, but still dragged my sorry, liquid-producing arse into work at 10 o clock. Sat at my desk, stared at the screen for about half an hour, thought "fuck it" and decided to come home. So that's ANOTHER weekend written off, I guess. Colleagues poisoning you I reckon. Why would they want to do that? I'm universally loved in that office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22430 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Went back into work this morning having been off sick the first three days of this week, and having gone all the way up to Dundee for a meeting yesterday even though I felt like shite. Big mistake. You see I woke up this morning, performed a technicolour yawn down the lavvy pan, then had the most exquisite diarrhoea known to man or beast, but still dragged my sorry, liquid-producing arse into work at 10 o clock. Sat at my desk, stared at the screen for about half an hour, thought "fuck it" and decided to come home. So that's ANOTHER weekend written off, I guess. Colleagues poisoning you I reckon. Why would they want to do that? I'm universally loved in that office. After that Christmas episode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Went back into work this morning having been off sick the first three days of this week, and having gone all the way up to Dundee for a meeting yesterday even though I felt like shite. Big mistake. You see I woke up this morning, performed a technicolour yawn down the lavvy pan, then had the most exquisite diarrhoea known to man or beast, but still dragged my sorry, liquid-producing arse into work at 10 o clock. Sat at my desk, stared at the screen for about half an hour, thought "fuck it" and decided to come home. So that's ANOTHER weekend written off, I guess. If you're sick on a weekend, your employer owes you those days back. That's one of the rules I live by. Worse still - I was meant to be on annual leave Mon/Tues - had planned a nice break for me and my lass, which I had to cancel cause I was ill then too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47119 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Went back into work this morning having been off sick the first three days of this week, and having gone all the way up to Dundee for a meeting yesterday even though I felt like shite. Big mistake. You see I woke up this morning, performed a technicolour yawn down the lavvy pan, then had the most exquisite diarrhoea known to man or beast, but still dragged my sorry, liquid-producing arse into work at 10 o clock. Sat at my desk, stared at the screen for about half an hour, thought "fuck it" and decided to come home. So that's ANOTHER weekend written off, I guess. If you're sick on a weekend, your employer owes you those days back. That's one of the rules I live by. Worse still - I was meant to be on annual leave Mon/Tues - had planned a nice break for me and my lass, which I had to cancel cause I was ill then too... Aye I thought you'd said you were already off Monday and Tuesday. What's the matter with you like? The thought of the quantity of spew and diarhoea you could produce is scary btw. Like a shaven bear with a sore head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22430 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Went back into work this morning having been off sick the first three days of this week, and having gone all the way up to Dundee for a meeting yesterday even though I felt like shite. Big mistake. You see I woke up this morning, performed a technicolour yawn down the lavvy pan, then had the most exquisite diarrhoea known to man or beast, but still dragged my sorry, liquid-producing arse into work at 10 o clock. Sat at my desk, stared at the screen for about half an hour, thought "fuck it" and decided to come home. So that's ANOTHER weekend written off, I guess. If you're sick on a weekend, your employer owes you those days back. That's one of the rules I live by. Worse still - I was meant to be on annual leave Mon/Tues - had planned a nice break for me and my lass, which I had to cancel cause I was ill then too... Aye I thought you'd said you were already off Monday and Tuesday. What's the matter with you like? The thought of the quantity of spew and diarhoea you could produce is scary btw. Like a shaven bear with a sore head. RIVERS of sweat too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47119 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Went back into work this morning having been off sick the first three days of this week, and having gone all the way up to Dundee for a meeting yesterday even though I felt like shite. Big mistake. You see I woke up this morning, performed a technicolour yawn down the lavvy pan, then had the most exquisite diarrhoea known to man or beast, but still dragged my sorry, liquid-producing arse into work at 10 o clock. Sat at my desk, stared at the screen for about half an hour, thought "fuck it" and decided to come home. So that's ANOTHER weekend written off, I guess. If you're sick on a weekend, your employer owes you those days back. That's one of the rules I live by. Worse still - I was meant to be on annual leave Mon/Tues - had planned a nice break for me and my lass, which I had to cancel cause I was ill then too... Aye I thought you'd said you were already off Monday and Tuesday. What's the matter with you like? The thought of the quantity of spew and diarhoea you could produce is scary btw. Like a shaven bear with a sore head. RIVERS of sweat too. Probably thought he was melting tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 You pair of heartless bastards. Mind, it could be a good thing this - copious shitting and vomitting could see me lose a few stones, which would be most welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 16, 2007 Author Share Posted February 16, 2007 Just popped in for a quick spruce up before heading to the local hope time flies for you lot still at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Half frigging two! What is going on here?! What time does everyone finish? Two hours left for me here. Prob leave in about a hour - not that i have anything special planned - but hey the boss is off so y not What do you do like GBG? Blatently on the pull, for shame. a/s/l? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47119 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Just popped in for a quick spruce up before heading to the local hope time flies for you lot still at work I hope you get showered, you scruffy bint! Although knowing you, you probably just spray some Lynx on and have a polo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Just popped in for a quick spruce up before heading to the local hope time flies for you lot still at work I hope you get showered, you scruffy bint! Although knowing you, you probably just spray some Lynx on and have a polo. Don't you mean spray some Impulse on and have a polo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47119 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Just popped in for a quick spruce up before heading to the local hope time flies for you lot still at work I hope you get showered, you scruffy bint! Although knowing you, you probably just spray some Lynx on and have a polo. Don't you mean spray some Impulse on and have a polo? This is Radgina we're talking about. I meant Lynx. Lynx Africa specifically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22430 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 (edited) Half frigging two! What is going on here?! What time does everyone finish? Two hours left for me here. Prob leave in about a hour - not that i have anything special planned - but hey the boss is off so y not What do you do like GBG? Blatently on the pull, for shame. a/s/l? What? Asian sex league? Edit: Age, sex, location - had to look it up I think you have 2 out of 3, although you can never be sure on the internet tbh. Edited February 16, 2007 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Half past 3, eh... tick tock tick tock tick tock... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22430 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Ten minutes left for me. Finished my work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boot Girl 0 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 whoooooooo thats me done - going home ttfn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22430 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Tfft! I'm off now, have a good weekend everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47119 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Have a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10017 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Lazy bastids. I actually do most of my work at weekends when nobody is disturbing me in my office. Take that for job happiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Sat up listening to a bit of Pink Floyd, fuck all better, well there is like but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 17, 2007 Author Share Posted February 17, 2007 bo;locks....i AN NWWN BOTGHER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 bo;locks....i AN NWWN BOTGHER!!! Oh my here's the cavalry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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