Happy Face 29 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 NEWCASTLE UNITED TABLECLOTHS - Suitable width='100%' for any occasion but tend to slip down the table after a short time - £4:99 NEWCASTLE UNITED VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 50 years action. This 5 min video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan £9:99 NEWCASTLE UNITED BANNERS - Come complete with interchangeable slogans Eg:- "Roeder OUT", "Dalglish OUT", "Keegan OUT", "Gullit OUT", "Robson OUT", "Souness OUT", "Sack the Board" etc.. £15:00 "OUR LOCAL HERO" KEYRINGS - Come complete with model of Alan Shearer (Our Local Hero) attached , please note that elbows could be dangerous. - £0.50p each. "LOCAL HERO" Insomnia tapes - Listen to the full range of Alan Shearer football comments, guaranteed to send anyone to sleep within five minutes. - £5.99 NEWCASTLE UNITED JOKE BOOK - A MUST for all fans. This 900 page book is full of all the best jokes ever told about the club. - £25:00 NEWCASTLE UNITED C0NDOMS - Come in sizes from "Local Hero" to " SuperMac ". Ideal for the pricks in the Gallowgate Stand. - £0:75p for life-times supply. NEWCASTLE UNITED BRA - One for the ladies. This bra, in team colours, comes with good support but no cups- £14:99 NEWCASTLE UNITED 'LADIES' TOWELS - The 'Kieron Dyer' sanitary towel, complete with instructions, "In for a week, Out for a month". - £1:00 each KEEPER'S GLOVE - A must for any fans at the back of the stand, or near the corner flags to catch any shots the lads may have at goal. £8:99 NEWCASTLE UNITED LIPSTICK - Ideal for kissing goodbye. (To managers and overpaid transfer flops, as worn by fat Freddy himself) £0:99p each MICHAEL OWEN SIGNED MATCH SHIRTS - This very limited edition item is a must, only a handful in this exclusive souvenir item - £1.2 million per game/shirt Sent to me by a smoggie of all things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6703 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 While their 'sale' consists solely of thousands of unused red seats??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 5th Best Sale in the country to be fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 The 'overpriced transfer flops' thing is canny cheeky coming from a Boro fan like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47377 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Crotchless babygrows on sale at the Boro club shop tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Crotchless babygrows on sale at the Boro club shop tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6703 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Crotchless babygrows on sale at the Boro club shop tbh. I've never had to remove one of your posts before, but that one is close...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 15, 2007 Author Share Posted February 15, 2007 To be fair, if any of those were on sale it would only be margainally worse than the Alan Shearer testimonial MP3 player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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