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I had a drunken conversation with three of my friends over Christmas, where for some reason we agreed to all get a playing card suit tattoo each. I.E one would get a heart, one of us a diamond, and so on. I was allocated the spade.

 

I thought the idea had dropped until recently when one of my friends called me to say he had just got his diamond tattoo, and that the others were making arrangements for theirs, so my hand may be forced.

 

I don't want to get hepatitis. ;)

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I had a drunken conversation with three of my friends over Christmas, where for some reason we agreed to all get a playing card suit tattoo each. I.E one would get a heart, one of us a diamond, and so on. I was allocated the spade.

 

I thought the idea had dropped until recently when one of my friends called me to say he had just got his diamond tattoo, and that the others were making arrangements for theirs, so my hand may be forced.

 

I don't want to get hepatitis. ;)

All bets are off when you're pissed tbf. At least that's what I often say to wor lass.

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I had a drunken conversation with three of my friends over Christmas, where for some reason we agreed to all get a playing card suit tattoo each. I.E one would get a heart, one of us a diamond, and so on. I was allocated the spade.

 

I thought the idea had dropped until recently when one of my friends called me to say he had just got his diamond tattoo, and that the others were making arrangements for theirs, so my hand may be forced.

 

I don't want to get hepatitis. :rolleyes:

 

All sounds a bit Stand By Me to me. "Blood brothers!" ;)

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I had a drunken conversation with three of my friends over Christmas, where for some reason we agreed to all get a playing card suit tattoo each. I.E one would get a heart, one of us a diamond, and so on. I was allocated the spade.

 

I thought the idea had dropped until recently when one of my friends called me to say he had just got his diamond tattoo, and that the others were making arrangements for theirs, so my hand may be forced.

 

I don't want to get hepatitis. :)

 

All sounds a bit Stand By Me to me. "Blood brothers!" :rolleyes:

 

I know. ;)

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best tatoo ever's got to be steve o's almost life sized picture of himself on his own back. genius

;) That was well funny.

 

He's also a candidate for worst tattoo ever as well - the one he acquired in the dune buggy in Jackass the movie.

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Saw a lad in Tesco a couple of weeks ago. Normal looking lad. Dressed normally. Turns around and he's got a tribal tattoo on his fucking nose. ;) Nothing anywhere else on his face, just this stupid looking thing on his nose. What a tit!

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Saw a lad in Tesco a couple of weeks ago. Normal looking lad. Dressed normally. Turns around and he's got a tribal tattoo on his fucking nose. ;) Nothing anywhere else on his face, just this stupid looking thing on his nose. What a tit!

 

Perhaps it was one nasty birth mark? :rolleyes:

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