JawD 99 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 The Iraqi Footballer The Sunderland manager Roy Keane flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play football and is suitably impressed and arranges him to come over to Sunderland. Two weeks later Sunderland are 4-0 down to Colchester with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Sunderland. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. "Hello mum, I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me." Wonderful," says his mum, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time." The young lad is very upset, "What can I say mum, but I'm so sorry." "Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!" says his mum, "It's your bloody fault we moved to Sunderland in the first place!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47675 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 How old is this man? My sister's mackem boyfriend sent me it the other day but obviously aimed at Newcastle. He also sent me one about a black kid with no arms and no legs winning a fancy dress contest by sticking a piece of string up his arse and going as a conker. I think I may need to speak to my sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22671 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Older than RobW and Noelie combined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Older than RobW and Noelie combined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3681 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 I produced a couple of music clips for them years ago but they're shite now! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj403IhaoKI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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