Guest stevieintoon Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Just received a letter "oh you owe 4 grand", how can I owe anything when I was rendered insolvent last year? So I played war on the phone wi the cunts, we need this, that and the other to prove this etc.. I've sent it three times and filled my return in with proof a few weeks ago. So she comes back on the phone "don't worry about it and just send a letter excplaining what's happened", I was like "I've fuckin sent 3 bastaad times!!!" They really are a shower of shite, she acknowedged if what I was saying was true, I owe nothing, but it's been proved 3 times, and I get more fucking letters to make me worry, they couldn't run a bath, and this is supposed to be the most organised part of the system in this country. Anyone else had problems with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Have a word with Pud. He'll fiddle your tax for you if you'll fiddle with his Johnson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23161 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Have a word with Pud. He'll fiddle your tax for you if you'll fiddle with his Johnson. His Johnson? Wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Have a word with Pud. He'll fiddle your tax for you if you'll fiddle with his Johnson. His Johnson? Wtf? The male organ of copulation in higher vertibrates, also used for urine excretion in many mammals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23161 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Have a word with Pud. He'll fiddle your tax for you if you'll fiddle with his Johnson. His Johnson? Wtf? The male organ of copulation in higher vertibrates, also used for urine excretion in many mammals. Many mammals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 even though you have nothing NOW that doesn't mean you don't owe tax for past years Thats the old Rock Star problem - they earn zillions for a short period and forget that the tax is due a year or so down the road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 even though you have nothing NOW that doesn't mean you don't owe tax for past years Thats the old Rock Star problem - they earn zillions for a short period and forget that the tax is due a year or so down the road No mate this is for 05/06, 04/05 sorted. Utter pish service, hounding me for many I don't owe, when a good accountancy firm manages to fiddle hundreds of thousands via technicalities for the rich and famous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 2 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 even though you have nothing NOW that doesn't mean you don't owe tax for past years Thats the old Rock Star problem - they earn zillions for a short period and forget that the tax is due a year or so down the road No mate this is for 05/06, 04/05 sorted. Utter pish service, hounding me for many I don't owe, when a good accountancy firm manages to fiddle hundreds of thousands via technicalities for the rich and famous. I think you'll find that they prefer to see it as using existing tax law to the best advantage of the client, rather than "fiddling". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Just tell the Insolvency Practitioner or Official Receiver's Office (which ever sorted out ya "Insolvency") about the letter you have received, they should sort it out for you without you having to have the hastle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11267 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Don't listen to Toplass, I say go and Burn the Villages to be brutally honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14028 Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 BURN THE VILLAGES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 AYe bung me your NINO over and I'll arrnage for a refund to be made. Chances are though thats come from Liverpool office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 (edited) If you are ABSOLUTELY sure they have it wrong and you can prove it you can send them a letter saying you want a hearing in front of the Tax Commisioners at somewhere convenient for you This is the nuclear option as it bypasses all the usual methods of appeal etc etc - a bit like going straight to the Supremne Court for a £ 10 fine The benifit is that it immediately escallates the whole thing to the attention of someone senior who can actually think, read and write I did it once when they were just being perverse and idiotic and wouldn't even read the letter from my solicitor which proved my case. I did get a grovelling apology within a day but as I say its a risky business if you have ANY doubts about your case........................ Edited February 15, 2007 by Rob W Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6726 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 AYe bung me your NINO over and I'll arrnage for a refund to be made. Chances are though thats come from Liverpool office For some reason my Tax office is Bootle! Have you ever tried ringing the scousers? You get more sense out of the HP call centre in Bombay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Have a word with Pud. He'll fiddle your tax for you if you'll fiddle with his Johnson. His Johnson? Wtf? The male organ of copulation in higher vertibrates, also used for urine excretion in many mammals. Many mammals? Aren't Monotremes the exception to the rule? Btw I think 'Johnson' is an American expression. I first heard it in 'Top Gun' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 If you are ABSOLUTELY sure they have it wrong and you can prove it you can send them a letter saying you want a hearing in front of the Tax Commisioners at somewhere convenient for you This is the nuclear option as it bypasses all the usual methods of appeal etc etc - a bit like going straight to the Supremne Court for a £ 10 fine The benifit is that it immediately escallates the whole thing to the attention of someone senior who can actually think, read and write I did it once when they were just being perverse and idiotic and wouldn't even read the letter from my solicitor which proved my case. I did get a grovelling apology within a day but as I say its a risky business if you have ANY doubts about your case........................ No idea about Tax Law but I'd be surprised if you could proceed directly to a Tribunal. Almost always have to exhaust internal review procedures first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 If you are ABSOLUTELY sure they have it wrong and you can prove it you can send them a letter saying you want a hearing in front of the Tax Commisioners at somewhere convenient for you This is the nuclear option as it bypasses all the usual methods of appeal etc etc - a bit like going straight to the Supremne Court for a £ 10 fine The benifit is that it immediately escallates the whole thing to the attention of someone senior who can actually think, read and write I did it once when they were just being perverse and idiotic and wouldn't even read the letter from my solicitor which proved my case. I did get a grovelling apology within a day but as I say its a risky business if you have ANY doubts about your case........................ No idea about Tax Law but I'd be surprised if you could proceed directly to a Tribunal. Almost always have to exhaust internal review procedures first. You are forgetting this is Rob W. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 If you are ABSOLUTELY sure they have it wrong and you can prove it you can send them a letter saying you want a hearing in front of the Tax Commisioners at somewhere convenient for you This is the nuclear option as it bypasses all the usual methods of appeal etc etc - a bit like going straight to the Supremne Court for a £ 10 fine The benifit is that it immediately escallates the whole thing to the attention of someone senior who can actually think, read and write I did it once when they were just being perverse and idiotic and wouldn't even read the letter from my solicitor which proved my case. I did get a grovelling apology within a day but as I say its a risky business if you have ANY doubts about your case........................ No idea about Tax Law but I'd be surprised if you could proceed directly to a Tribunal. Almost always have to exhaust internal review procedures first. You can and I did - its on their web site I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6726 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 If you are ABSOLUTELY sure they have it wrong and you can prove it you can send them a letter saying you want a hearing in front of the Tax Commisioners at somewhere convenient for you This is the nuclear option as it bypasses all the usual methods of appeal etc etc - a bit like going straight to the Supremne Court for a £ 10 fine The benifit is that it immediately escallates the whole thing to the attention of someone senior who can actually think, read and write I did it once when they were just being perverse and idiotic and wouldn't even read the letter from my solicitor which proved my case. I did get a grovelling apology within a day but as I say its a risky business if you have ANY doubts about your case........................ No idea about Tax Law but I'd be surprised if you could proceed directly to a Tribunal. Almost always have to exhaust internal review procedures first. Rob was the trial court judge tbh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 If you are ABSOLUTELY sure they have it wrong and you can prove it you can send them a letter saying you want a hearing in front of the Tax Commisioners at somewhere convenient for you This is the nuclear option as it bypasses all the usual methods of appeal etc etc - a bit like going straight to the Supremne Court for a £ 10 fine The benifit is that it immediately escallates the whole thing to the attention of someone senior who can actually think, read and write I did it once when they were just being perverse and idiotic and wouldn't even read the letter from my solicitor which proved my case. I did get a grovelling apology within a day but as I say its a risky business if you have ANY doubts about your case........................ No idea about Tax Law but I'd be surprised if you could proceed directly to a Tribunal. Almost always have to exhaust internal review procedures first. Rob was thre trial court judge tbh! Probably his neighbour or his best mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 If you are ABSOLUTELY sure they have it wrong and you can prove it you can send them a letter saying you want a hearing in front of the Tax Commisioners at somewhere convenient for you This is the nuclear option as it bypasses all the usual methods of appeal etc etc - a bit like going straight to the Supremne Court for a £ 10 fine The benifit is that it immediately escallates the whole thing to the attention of someone senior who can actually think, read and write I did it once when they were just being perverse and idiotic and wouldn't even read the letter from my solicitor which proved my case. I did get a grovelling apology within a day but as I say its a risky business if you have ANY doubts about your case........................ No idea about Tax Law but I'd be surprised if you could proceed directly to a Tribunal. Almost always have to exhaust internal review procedures first. You can and I did - its on their web site I think Thats pretty exceptional-but then you're one exceptional guy, Rob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48658 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 "You don't have to be Rob W to proceed directly to a tribunal with the Tax Commissioner. But I am. And I did." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Jesus Wept!! You offer advice and all you get is sarcasm.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Jesus Wept!! You offer advice and all you get is sarcasm.................... They're savages Rob, not worthy of your kind attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 I hope he doesn't take that to heart. [/more sarcasm] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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