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You know the "I Jonathan Archibald Humphrey Shirley Lockwood swear by the almighty bible to...." thing you say in court, if you arent religious do you still have to do it?

 

depends on your religion...the chinese break a plate !!! :lol:

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When I was on jury service you could choose to say a non-religious affirmation rather than 'swearing' on a holy book <_<

 

PC gone mad! :lol:

 

What? Choosing to not swear on something you have no belief in?? :razz:

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When I was on jury service you could choose to say a non-religious affirmation rather than 'swearing' on a holy book <_<

 

PC gone mad! :lol:

 

What? Choosing to not swear on something you have no belief in?? :razz:

 

Heaven forbid!

 

Id take the bible myself, then i could happilly lie like a bastard on it throughout! <_<

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Cheers :razz:

 

obviously your going on jury service then ??? keep us updated with the details :lol:

 

 

No just an advert for some celeb jury thing and it got me thinking.

 

tsk...no juicy goss... <_<

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Cheers <_<

 

obviously your going on jury service then ??? keep us updated with the details :lol:

 

 

No just an advert for some celeb jury thing and it got me thinking.

 

tsk...no juicy goss... :razz:

 

I heard Meenzer was gay but don't tell anyone :razz:

 

 

There you go, gossip <_<

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Cheers :razz:

 

obviously your going on jury service then ??? keep us updated with the details :lol:

 

 

No just an advert for some celeb jury thing and it got me thinking.

 

 

I see the dogger is on this aswell

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Cheers <_<

 

obviously your going on jury service then ??? keep us updated with the details :lol:

 

 

No just an advert for some celeb jury thing and it got me thinking.

 

tsk...no juicy goss... ;)

 

I heard Meenzer was gay but don't tell anyone :razz:

 

 

There you go, gossip :razz:

 

blatantly just making things up now to look interesting ..... <_<

 

Edit...by the way which country is your flag from??

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i dunp what ya talkin a o bout but my arms are fizzin

 

plus duno if it relevant or not but lass at ork asked the other lass how hoer mother was ns she sheid she was fine .

 

nextday she tode other lass she'd foud her mother next to dead, she is now in hospictal.

 

weird ied

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i dunp what ya talkin a o bout but my arms are fizzin

 

plus duno if it relevant or not but lass at ork asked the other lass how hoer mother was ns she sheid she was fine .

 

nextday she tode other lass she'd foud her mother next to dead, she is now in hospictal.

 

weird ied

 

just, well, eh? :lol:

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aye nearly as well as wireeeeed oh fuckit as me triing to find a d or fuckit im soory im so oissed just a nest chapeter in my me life is on its away if ive planded it righely now im laugthe argumentative peepI guess hing at myself righely who says thats not a word ? all

 

oh my goodness

 

that makes o secse at alll

 

still who gibe a fuke

 

i lubs ya all with jelly tostts anyways xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Im jjudyt s8n 4 m et 2 cook

 

fukcin starvin its on its way :lol:

 

hey though arnt fridays fucking marvelous

 

rihgt im not tuyping anymore because i cos to concentrate too much, and them ov uz how know me know that too much too alrealdy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Cheers :D

 

obviously your going on jury service then ??? keep us updated with the details <_<

 

 

No just an advert for some celeb jury thing and it got me thinking.

 

tsk...no juicy goss... :(

 

I heard Meenzer was gay but don't tell anyone ;)

 

 

There you go, gossip :D

 

blatantly just making things up now to look interesting ..... ;)

 

Edit...by the way which country is your flag from??

 

I believe its gay pride.

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im so oissed just a nest chapeter in my me life is on its away if ive planded it righely

 

 

pregnant?

my mam wishes it was babies on my next egenda, however ive more fun things like, learn to ride a bike, Glastonbury, though I learn that ya should alreaday shorlud alreday have registered etc et cet c so fuck itd im always last

 

hey how come its so eal y an d my a wee bit tiddley ?

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