Craig 6733 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Lost my passport once on a day I was flying. I've never been so fucking panicked in my life trying to find the fucker. Alright fucking Craig, did you fucking find the fucking fucker? I pay £100000 a week for some cesspit shoebox in sahf-east Lahndan, so I know the feeling. Stuff goes missing even when you know it logically must be around somewhere. Still, if even half the stuff I've "mislaid" during my tenure of this pitiful-sq-ft hovel turns up at the end of it all, I'll have a triffick eBay payday. Haway, 2 f's in one sentence isn't even close to a Craig outburst! Am I missing something? On occasion in the past when you've had an attack of the swearies, you've written sentences with more swear words than anything else iirc. Have I? No more than anyone else. Just done a search to see how many times I've posted the 'f' word this year...... Once it seems! Do you want a fucking medal? Nope I'm just bemused as to why it came up in the first place.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I was kidding Craig. Forget it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6733 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I was kidding Craig. Forget it BTW Alex, is your avatar supposed to be a representation of Rob W's occupation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I was kidding Craig. Forget it BTW Alex, is your avatar supposed to be a representation of Rob W's occupation? Aye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11271 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I left a cup of tea in the fridge once. A housemate and I were making lunch at the sametime and I made the rbew, leant my head in the fridge and must have put the cuppa on the shelf while I got something out, shut the door and started making whatever it was I was having. She was stifling her laughter as I busied myself, occasionally looking forlonrly around for my brew. Bitch left me tea-less for five minutes before confessing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 turns out I hadn't brought them up from the parents from christmas i.e. I haven't worn shoes for a month ??? so I hoyed the jeans out the dryer early and rushed out wearing them. Not the best idea seeing as it was freezing today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 You know when people say 'why is it always the last place you look?!'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11271 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 You know when people say 'why is it always the last place you look?!'... yes ... haway man don't leave us on tenterhooks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 You know when people say 'why is it always the last place you look?!'... yes ... haway man don't leave us on tenterhooks It's just inevitably the last place you look every time because you don't look anywhere else afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 You know when people say 'why is it always the last place you look?!'... yes ... haway man don't leave us on tenterhooks It's just inevitably the last place you look every time because you don't look anywhere else afterwards. Unless you're Gemmill looking for his mobile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23171 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 You know when people say 'why is it always the last place you look?!'... yes ... haway man don't leave us on tenterhooks It's just inevitably the last place you look every time because you don't look anywhere else afterwards. It should be "the last place you think of looking" then you pedant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11271 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 You know when people say 'why is it always the last place you look?!'... yes ... haway man don't leave us on tenterhooks It's just inevitably the last place you look every time because you don't look anywhere else afterwards. It should be "the last place you think of looking" then you pedant! pettifogger tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 You know when people say 'why is it always the last place you look?!'... yes ... haway man don't leave us on tenterhooks It's just inevitably the last place you look every time because you don't look anywhere else afterwards. It should be "the last place you think of looking" then you pedant! I was just quoting what other people say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I left a pair of trainers at Strikers recently; went back the next week and only one had been handed in! I'm on the lookout for a one legged player wearing my shoe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I had a piss in someone's shoes once (not mine). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I had a piss in someone's shoes once (not mine). Perversions are getting weirder and weirder these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I had a piss in someone's shoes once (not mine). Perversions are getting weirder and weirder these days. Perversions tend to be weird It was this lad at University I thought was a prick. He went to use the phone so I went into his room and pissed in his shoes. I was drunk in my, rather weak, defence. I did say "wouldn't like to be in your shoes" to him when I saw him next. His name was Ollie White, he lived in Windermere and supported Bolton and Man Utd. So I feel somewhat justified in my actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11271 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I thought you were going to tell us that it was when you were standing in the terraced Leazes End, when men were men and when Newcastle were the 5th best team in the land etc. etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I was rushing to be home by midnight and lost a shoe once. Woke up in Patrokles flower thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I was rushing to be home by midnight and lost a shoe once. Woke up in Patrokles flower thread. Looking like a pumpkin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I was rushing to be home by midnight and lost a shoe once. Woke up in Patrokles flower thread. Looking like a pumpkin? Yep and feeling like a plum too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2892 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 When I was a kid I would peel a tangerine and hoy the fruit in the bin and be stood looking down at the peel left in my hand. Did the same with ice lollies on a regular basis. I've done that with those sugar satches several times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Lass at work got a letter off the printer and sorted through the other stuff that was there, then she went back to look for the letter (which was in her hand) and couldn't find it I can understand sunglasses on your head or the Gemmill mobile thing to an extent but actually in your hand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I opened one of them little single servings of cream to put in my coffee but poured it all straight into the bin at my desk in work. Got stick for ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48677 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I opened one of them little single servings of cream to put in my coffee but poured it all straight into the bin at my desk in work. Got stick for ages. Stuff like that is a sign of genius mate, I'm sure of it. Like when I used to hoy the orange in the bin or my lolly instead of the wrapper. Brain is just thinking on so many different levels that the trivial stuff just isn't important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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