Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I mean seriously, my flat is the size of a postage stamp and I've managed to lose a pair of shoes! Put all my jeans in the washing m/c this morning. Now have to go out, and only have black trousers and trainers!. Gonna look like a right gypsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47111 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Have you looked in the washing machine for them? Lost my passport once on a day I was flying. I've never been so fucking panicked in my life trying to find the fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15870 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Lost my passport once on a day I was flying. I've never been so fucking panicked in my life trying to find the fucker. Alright fucking Craig, did you fucking find the fucking fucker? I pay £100000 a week for some cesspit shoebox in sahf-east Lahndan, so I know the feeling. Stuff goes missing even when you know it logically must be around somewhere. Still, if even half the stuff I've "mislaid" during my tenure of this pitiful-sq-ft hovel turns up at the end of it all, I'll have a triffick eBay payday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47111 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Lost my passport once on a day I was flying. I've never been so fucking panicked in my life trying to find the fucker. Alright fucking Craig, did you fucking find the fucking fucker? I pay £100000 a week for some cesspit shoebox in sahf-east Lahndan, so I know the feeling. Stuff goes missing even when you know it logically must be around somewhere. Still, if even half the stuff I've "mislaid" during my tenure of this pitiful-sq-ft hovel turns up at the end of it all, I'll have a triffick eBay payday. Haway, 2 f's in one sentence isn't even close to a Craig outburst! I'd had it in my hand earlier in the day, and I looked EVERYWHERE in the house and it was nowhere to be found. Then I spotted this one drawer that I never ever ever put anything in ever ever. Walked over to it, opened it, and there sat in the top was my passport. I still don't know what sort of black-out/trance I must have entered to put it in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Where do all the odd socks go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Have you checked your feet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47111 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I spent fucking ages talking to someone on my mobile whilst simultaneously looking round the house for my mobile once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6701 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Lost my passport once on a day I was flying. I've never been so fucking panicked in my life trying to find the fucker. Alright fucking Craig, did you fucking find the fucking fucker? I pay £100000 a week for some cesspit shoebox in sahf-east Lahndan, so I know the feeling. Stuff goes missing even when you know it logically must be around somewhere. Still, if even half the stuff I've "mislaid" during my tenure of this pitiful-sq-ft hovel turns up at the end of it all, I'll have a triffick eBay payday. Haway, 2 f's in one sentence isn't even close to a Craig outburst! Am I missing something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47111 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Lost my passport once on a day I was flying. I've never been so fucking panicked in my life trying to find the fucker. Alright fucking Craig, did you fucking find the fucking fucker? I pay £100000 a week for some cesspit shoebox in sahf-east Lahndan, so I know the feeling. Stuff goes missing even when you know it logically must be around somewhere. Still, if even half the stuff I've "mislaid" during my tenure of this pitiful-sq-ft hovel turns up at the end of it all, I'll have a triffick eBay payday. Haway, 2 f's in one sentence isn't even close to a Craig outburst! Am I missing something? On occasion in the past when you've had an attack of the swearies, you've written sentences with more swear words than anything else iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6701 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Lost my passport once on a day I was flying. I've never been so fucking panicked in my life trying to find the fucker. Alright fucking Craig, did you fucking find the fucking fucker? I pay £100000 a week for some cesspit shoebox in sahf-east Lahndan, so I know the feeling. Stuff goes missing even when you know it logically must be around somewhere. Still, if even half the stuff I've "mislaid" during my tenure of this pitiful-sq-ft hovel turns up at the end of it all, I'll have a triffick eBay payday. Haway, 2 f's in one sentence isn't even close to a Craig outburst! Am I missing something? On occasion in the past when you've had an attack of the swearies, you've written sentences with more swear words than anything else iirc. Have I? No more than anyone else. Just done a search to see how many times I've posted the 'f' word this year...... Once it seems! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47111 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Lost my passport once on a day I was flying. I've never been so fucking panicked in my life trying to find the fucker. Alright fucking Craig, did you fucking find the fucking fucker? I pay £100000 a week for some cesspit shoebox in sahf-east Lahndan, so I know the feeling. Stuff goes missing even when you know it logically must be around somewhere. Still, if even half the stuff I've "mislaid" during my tenure of this pitiful-sq-ft hovel turns up at the end of it all, I'll have a triffick eBay payday. Haway, 2 f's in one sentence isn't even close to a Craig outburst! Am I missing something? On occasion in the past when you've had an attack of the swearies, you've written sentences with more swear words than anything else iirc. Have I? No more than anyone else. Just done a search to see how many times I've posted the 'f' word this year...... Once it seems! You fucking gimp! I'm pretty sure Meenzer made a joke of it at the time and you were in on it. Unless I'm making all this up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6701 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Lost my passport once on a day I was flying. I've never been so fucking panicked in my life trying to find the fucker. Alright fucking Craig, did you fucking find the fucking fucker? I pay £100000 a week for some cesspit shoebox in sahf-east Lahndan, so I know the feeling. Stuff goes missing even when you know it logically must be around somewhere. Still, if even half the stuff I've "mislaid" during my tenure of this pitiful-sq-ft hovel turns up at the end of it all, I'll have a triffick eBay payday. Haway, 2 f's in one sentence isn't even close to a Craig outburst! Am I missing something? On occasion in the past when you've had an attack of the swearies, you've written sentences with more swear words than anything else iirc. Have I? No more than anyone else. Just done a search to see how many times I've posted the 'f' word this year...... Once it seems! You fucking gimp! I'm pretty sure Meenzer made a joke of it at the time and you were in on it. Unless I'm making all this up. Now who's f'ing???? Find it then cos it's totally gone over my head and I've gone back about 6 months. Haven't found a post yet when I've written 'fuck' repeatedly..... Some others have mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Lost my passport once on a day I was flying. I've never been so fucking panicked in my life trying to find the fucker. Alright fucking Craig, did you fucking find the fucking fucker? I pay £100000 a week for some cesspit shoebox in sahf-east Lahndan, so I know the feeling. Stuff goes missing even when you know it logically must be around somewhere. Still, if even half the stuff I've "mislaid" during my tenure of this pitiful-sq-ft hovel turns up at the end of it all, I'll have a triffick eBay payday. Haway, 2 f's in one sentence isn't even close to a Craig outburst! Am I missing something? On occasion in the past when you've had an attack of the swearies, you've written sentences with more swear words than anything else iirc. Have I? No more than anyone else. Just done a search to see how many times I've posted the 'f' word this year...... Once it seems! Do you want a fucking medal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22422 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I found my keys in the fridge once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I found my keys in the fridge once. Did you actually look for them there or just chance upon them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47111 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 When I was a kid I would peel a tangerine and hoy the fruit in the bin and be stood looking down at the peel left in my hand. Did the same with ice lollies on a regular basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22422 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I found my keys in the fridge once. Did you actually look for them there or just chance upon them? Hadn't lost them yet. I'm counting to see how long it takes for the first weight related joke btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22422 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 When I was a kid I would peel a tangerine and hoy the fruit in the bin and be stood looking down at the peel left in my hand. Did the same with ice lollies on a regular basis. Fucking spaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I found my keys in the fridge once. Did you actually look for them there or just chance upon them? Hadn't lost them yet. I'm counting to see how long it takes for the first weight related joke btw. That' not what I was getting at tbh. I just thought, if you were looking for them, how many other places would you check before the fridge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47111 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I found my keys in the fridge once. Did you actually look for them there or just chance upon them? Hadn't lost them yet. I'm counting to see how long it takes for the first weight related joke btw. That' not what I was getting at tbh. I just thought, if you were looking for them, how many other places would you check before the fridge? If Renton loses something in the fridge, it won't fucking stay lost for long, that's for sure. There you go Renty baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Is Renton sensitive about his weight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22422 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Is Renton sensitive about his weight? No, but others seem to be obsessed by it. Not alex tbf. Mainly Gemmill, MancMag plus loads of randoms who've never met me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47111 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Is Renton sensitive about his weight? No, but others seem to be obsessed by it. Not alex tbf. Mainly Gemmill, MancMag plus loads of randoms who've never met me! Same as everyone is obsessed with my "ginger hair" tbh. It basically means you've arrived, Renty. YOU'RE A STAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Is Renton sensitive about his weight? No, but others seem to be obsessed by it. Not alex tbf. Mainly Gemmill, MancMag plus loads of randoms who've never met me! alex wouldnt have a leg to stand on anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Gingers, Racists, fatty's whatever man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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