bobbyshinton 59 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, "Mary. Mary." "Is that you, Fred?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again." "Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven." . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47680 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 A talking rabbit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 (edited) better than yesterdays where do you get these from bobby? or are you a local comedian? Edited February 6, 2007 by newcastlebroon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47680 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 or are you a local comedian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 or are you a local comedian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted February 6, 2007 Author Share Posted February 6, 2007 or are you a local comedian? It's only cut n paste, but I take the effort to do it hoping I bring a little light relief to those who need a smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 or are you a local comedian? It's only cut n paste, but I take the effort to do it hoping I bring a little light relief to those who need a smile. true legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted February 6, 2007 Author Share Posted February 6, 2007 better than yesterdays where do you get these from bobby? or are you a local comedian? Are you taking the piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newcastlebroon 0 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 better than yesterdays where do you get these from bobby? or are you a local comedian? Are you taking the piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wez 0 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 LMAO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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