bobbyshinton 59 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 A bloke proposed a £1 bar bet to a full figured girl. Despite her dress being buttoned to the neck, he could touch her breasts without touching her clothes. Since this didn't seem remotely possible, she was intrigued and accepted the bet. He stepped up, cupped his hands around her breasts and squeezed firmly. With a baffled look, she said, "Hey, you touched my clothes." And he replied: "Okay. I owe you a pound." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby 0 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 (edited) Edited February 2, 2007 by Nobby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Man, that is old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathras 296 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Makes me think of this one: A man walks up to a bartender and says "I bet you £50 that I can piss into a shot glass across the bar." The bartender replies "£50 is a bit light, make it £100 and you're on." The man agrees, unzips and proceeds to firehose the entire bar, bartender and several patrons surrounding them, grinning the whole time." "Right, that'll be £100" says the barkeep, which the man happily hands over. "Why are you so happy about it?" "Because I bet each of my six mates at the table over there £100 that I could come over here and get your permission to piss on you and your bar." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 (edited) In actual fact the joke is meant to go with the bloke asking if he can weigh her chebs without touching them for a quid. Then when she accepts the challenge he gives her a quid before grabbing them and going 'WHEY!'. Edited February 2, 2007 by nufc4ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 In actual fact the joke is meant to go with the bloke asking if he can weigh her chebs without touching them for a quid. Then when she accepts the challenge he gives her a quid before grabbing them and going 'WHEY!'. I have had that done to me. Luckily I knew the bloke who did it, so he escaped being beaten to a pulp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 In actual fact the joke is meant to go with the bloke asking if he can weigh her chebs without touching them for a quid. Then when she accepts the challenge he gives her a quid before grabbing them and going 'WHEY!'. I have had that done to me. Luckily I knew the bloke who did it, so he escaped being beaten to a pulp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11127 Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 In actual fact the joke is meant to go with the bloke asking if he can weigh her chebs without touching them for a quid. Then when she accepts the challenge he gives her a quid before grabbing them and going 'WHEY!'. I have had that done to me. Luckily I knew the bloke who did it, so he escaped being beaten to a pulp woman I could touch your boobs from the other side of the bar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Makes me think of this one: A man walks up to a bartender and says "I bet you £50 that I can piss into a shot glass across the bar." The bartender replies "£50 is a bit light, make it £100 and you're on." The man agrees, unzips and proceeds to firehose the entire bar, bartender and several patrons surrounding them, grinning the whole time." "Right, that'll be £100" says the barkeep, which the man happily hands over. "Why are you so happy about it?" "Because I bet each of my six mates at the table over there £100 that I could come over here and get your permission to piss on you and your bar." Dusk till Dawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 In actual fact the joke is meant to go with the bloke asking if he can weigh her chebs without touching them for a quid. Then when she accepts the challenge he gives her a quid before grabbing them and going 'WHEY!'. I have had that done to me. Luckily I knew the bloke who did it, so he escaped being beaten to a pulp woman I could touch your boobs from the other side of the bar! Not without me beating the shit out of you, you couldn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11127 Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 In actual fact the joke is meant to go with the bloke asking if he can weigh her chebs without touching them for a quid. Then when she accepts the challenge he gives her a quid before grabbing them and going 'WHEY!'. I have had that done to me. Luckily I knew the bloke who did it, so he escaped being beaten to a pulp woman I could touch your boobs from the other side of the bar! Not without me beating the shit out of you, you couldn't I reckon I'd beat you in a standing start, you'd give up long before you caught up to be fair. I'd stealth grope tttt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 In actual fact the joke is meant to go with the bloke asking if he can weigh her chebs without touching them for a quid. Then when she accepts the challenge he gives her a quid before grabbing them and going 'WHEY!'. I have had that done to me. Luckily I knew the bloke who did it, so he escaped being beaten to a pulp woman I could touch your boobs from the other side of the bar! Not without me beating the shit out of you, you couldn't I reckon I'd beat you in a standing start, you'd give up long before you caught up to be fair. I'd stealth grope tttt You'd die and you know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11127 Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 it'd be worth it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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