bobbyshinton 59 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Lets see if I can get the hang of this cut n paste lark A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when you hear the price." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Bet it was a nice eggy fart anarl....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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