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A Geordie a Smoggie and a Mackem were in a boozer one night, when the Geordie says "At my local you buy the 1st drink and the 2nd drink, then they give you the 3rd drink free."

 

"That's nothing" says the Smoggie "At my local, you buy the 1st drink they buy you the 2nd drink and you get a free bag of crisps!"

 

The Mackem looks up and says "That's nothing in Hendon THEY buy you the 1st drink and the second drink and the 3rd then they take you down the alleyway and give you a damn good fuck!"

 

"Wow" say the Geordie and the Smoggie "Has this happend to you ?" "No" says the Mackem, "but that's what my sister says"

 

 

:blink:

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A Geordie a Smoggie and a Mackem were in a boozer one night, when the Geordie says "At my local you buy the 1st drink and the 2nd drink, then they give you the 3rd drink free."

 

"That's nothing" says the Smoggie "At my local, you buy the 1st drink they buy you the 2nd drink and you get a free bag of crisps!"

 

The Mackem looks up and says "That's nothing in Hendon THEY buy you the 1st drink and the second drink and the 3rd then they take you down the alleyway and give you a damn good fuck!"

 

"Wow" say the Geordie and the Italian "Has this happend to you ?" "No" says the Mackem, "but that's what my sister says"

 

 

:blink:

 

 

If you're going to copy and paste do it properly.

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A Geordie a Smoggie and a Mackem were in a boozer one night, when the Geordie says "At my local you buy the 1st drink and the 2nd drink, then they give you the 3rd drink free."

 

"That's nothing" says the Smoggie "At my local, you buy the 1st drink they buy you the 2nd drink and you get a free bag of crisps!"

 

The Mackem looks up and says "That's nothing in Hendon THEY buy you the 1st drink and the second drink and the 3rd then they take you down the alleyway and give you a damn good fuck!"

 

"Wow" say the Geordie and the Italian "Has this happend to you ?" "No" says the Mackem, "but that's what my sister says"

 

 

:)

 

 

If you're going to copy and paste do it properly.

 

:blink:

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A Geordie a Smoggie and a Mackem were in a boozer one night, when the Geordie says "At my local you buy the 1st drink and the 2nd drink, then they give you the 3rd drink free."

 

"That's nothing" says the Smoggie "At my local, you buy the 1st drink they buy you the 2nd drink and you get a free bag of crisps!"

 

The Mackem looks up and says "That's nothing in Hendon THEY buy you the 1st drink and the second drink and the 3rd then they take you down the alleyway and give you a damn good fuck!"

 

"Wow" say the Geordie and the Italian "Has this happend to you ?" "No" says the Mackem, "but that's what my sister says"

 

 

:)

 

 

If you're going to copy and paste do it properly.

 

:blink:

 

 

 

:P

 

:up:

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