Brock Manson 0 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 On my makeshift bed in the pool room (so called for the pool table funnily enough). Thought about me current lass during mind. All's well that ends well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11063 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 crap drunk awkward. at least I've improved with age don't need to be drunk nowadays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 crap drunk awkward. at least I've improved with age don't need to be drunk nowadays She does though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 It was on the carpet, rushed and wonderful. Bloke or a lass though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invicta_Toon 0 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 It was on the carpet, rushed and wonderful. Bloke or a lass though? only parky would say wonderful I bet he was very gentle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 It was on the carpet, rushed and wonderful. Bloke or a lass though? only parky would say wonderful I bet he was very gentle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 It was on the carpet, rushed and wonderful. Bloke or a lass though? only parky would say wonderful I bet he was very gentle You should be the first time, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 I was pissed I lost transmission with my member half way through, So pissed and so was she, Gash tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 My first time was crap although Smoothys ma thought it was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 Me and a few mates from school round a girls house with 2 girls there (i think) all drinking vodka and playing nervous, i decided not to play as I wanted to get with one of the lasses. MOTD came on so everyone went in the front room, I pretended to be really drunk and stayed in the back room. The lass I liked stayed with me to make sure I was alright then her friend came in and said she would look after me and the other lass went in to the front room with the other lads, next thing I know she is kissing me and putting her hands down my trousers. I was bottling asking her for a shag but I finally asked if she had a condom and we were away, I was just praying I wouldnt come after about 2mins and trying my best to keep it in. Mates kept looking round the door and making comments (romantic I know), I went what I thought was long enough (not really bothered if she was enjoying it was just glad I wasnt a "2 pump wonder") and then shot my load. Left apparently a few minutes before her parents came home (mates had left a while before) and felt like "DA MAN". Was really the next day at school but it was a few days before I went to America for the month so that kind of sorted out the whole embarrasment issue. Slept with her again a few years later (as did half my mates and half my town tbh! classy girl ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 It was okay for me and apparently very good for her. She gave it 8/10 when on the phone to her sister. It was her first time too. What was she comparing it to to give you a score then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 It was okay for me and apparently very good for her. She gave it 8/10 when on the phone to her sister. It was her first time too. What was she comparing it to to give you a score then? 1-7 and 9-10 out of 10, I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 (edited) It was okay for me and apparently very good for her. She gave it 8/10 when on the phone to her sister. It was her first time too. What was she comparing it to to give you a score then? 1-7 and 9-10 out of 10, I suppose. But how would she know the difference between a one and an earth-shattering ten? What she was rating as '8' could in fact have been a bit crap. No offence like. Edited January 25, 2007 by Dr Kenneth Noisewater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 It was okay for me and apparently very good for her. She gave it 8/10 when on the phone to her sister. It was her first time too. Phone sex fackuffles ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 I was 15 when I met him under the Minories sign at the back of the Scoreboard, he was 21 and drop dead gorgeous. He made me wait till I was 16 before we "did it". It was a Saturday, a full afternoon sesh, quite romantic, and we went to the pub after and won £16 on the bandit. By the following Wednesday the romance had died, the 2nd time we "did it" it was a quickie during the adverts when Brookside was on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 I was 21 when i met her under the Minories sign at the back of the Scoreboard,she was 15 and i could have done better,She made me wait till she was 16 before we "did it". It was a Saturday, a full afternoon sesh, quite kinky and full on, and we went to the pub after and won £16 on the bandit. By the following Wednesday the sack of tattys fizzled out, the 2nd time we "did it" it was a full on(this is the last time i'm shagging you session) during the adverts when Brookside was on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 I was 21 when i met her under the Minories sign at the back of the Scoreboard,she was 15 and i could have done better,She made me wait till she was 16 before we "did it". It was a Saturday, a full afternoon sesh, quite kinky and full on, and we went to the pub after and won £16 on the bandit. By the following Wednesday the sack of tattys fizzled out, the 2nd time we "did it" it was a full on(this is the last time i'm shagging you session) during the adverts when Brookside was on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 It was okay for me and apparently very good for her. She gave it 8/10 when on the phone to her sister. It was her first time too. What was she comparing it to to give you a score then? 1-7 and 9-10 out of 10, I suppose. But how would she know the difference between a one and an earth-shattering ten? What she was rating as '8' could in fact have been a bit crap. No offence like. I think compared to expectations. We'd both assumed the first time would be rubbish, or a bit anti-climactic. Her sister was at work so she just asked her for a rating out of 10. I have no qualms about how it all went, especially subsequently. She's pretty happy, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 I was 21 when i met her under the Minories sign at the back of the Scoreboard,she was 15 and i could have done better,She made me wait till she was 16 before we "did it". It was a Saturday, a full afternoon sesh, quite kinky and full on, and we went to the pub after and won £16 on the bandit. By the following Wednesday the sack of tattys fizzled out, the 2nd time we "did it" it was a full on(this is the last time i'm shagging you session) during the adverts when Brookside was on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 I was 21 when i met her under the Minories sign at the back of the Scoreboard,she was 15 and i could have done better,She made me wait till she was 16 before we "did it". It was a Saturday, a full afternoon sesh, quite kinky and full on, and we went to the pub after and won £16 on the bandit. By the following Wednesday the sack of tattys fizzled out, the 2nd time we "did it" it was a full on(this is the last time i'm shagging you session) during the adverts when Brookside was on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 2 days after my 16th birthday ...think it was supposed to be my birthday "present" !! All over pretty quick and a bit of a let down Come to think of it the second and third times with him were not much better...no staying power at all I met up with him a few years later and he admitted he still had the same"problem" ...poor lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_NUFC 0 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 We were both 17 and basically did it to get it over and done with and out of the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invicta_Toon 0 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 We were both 17 and basically did it to get it over and done with and out of the way. you and your sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattM4 0 Posted January 25, 2007 Share Posted January 25, 2007 We were both 17 and basically did it to get it over and done with and out of the way. you and your sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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